Economy Zoltar
@ethanmcquarrie.bsky.social
Ethan quietly made a bluesky he may or may not use 🤫
Saf returning to our voice call: "Okay i'm gonna MEOW"
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Saf returning to our voice call: "Okay i'm gonna MEOW"
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
When Bing Crosby told you "don't mess with Mr Inbetween" it was actually just cause Mr Inbetween is a short tempered asshole and we all hate him
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When Bing Crosby told you "don't mess with Mr Inbetween" it was actually just cause Mr Inbetween is a short tempered asshole and we all hate him
I didn't realise you could just download a new one of those...
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I didn't realise you could just download a new one of those...
When you die you get given a count of how many parenthesis you forgot to close in your life
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When you die you get given a count of how many parenthesis you forgot to close in your life
It's not gay if it happens during a quantum leap
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's not gay if it happens during a quantum leap
The plot of Yesterday but instead of trying to remake the beatles its about a guy trying to remake all of homestar runner
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The plot of Yesterday but instead of trying to remake the beatles its about a guy trying to remake all of homestar runner
Just saw a bird eating a worm and I'm like "Yooo I remember that guy from kindy"
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just saw a bird eating a worm and I'm like "Yooo I remember that guy from kindy"
The high has worn off. I need someone to kill another right wing asshole
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The high has worn off. I need someone to kill another right wing asshole
Inventing a toilet seat made out of sodium so when dudes piss on they seat they explode and die
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Inventing a toilet seat made out of sodium so when dudes piss on they seat they explode and die
Measure twice, nut once
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Measure twice, nut once
Listening to two kids have a conversation where they're just... Listing passwords they know to each other... "Yeah my mum's ipad it's XXXX but her _phone_ is XXXX"
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Listening to two kids have a conversation where they're just... Listing passwords they know to each other... "Yeah my mum's ipad it's XXXX but her _phone_ is XXXX"
Sitting on my hand so it feels like someone else is tooting my horn
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Sitting on my hand so it feels like someone else is tooting my horn
One of my coworkers sent an email where he wrote my name "Ethna Macquary" which not only manages to make every single common mistake in spelling my surname, but also fucked up my very simple first name
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One of my coworkers sent an email where he wrote my name "Ethna Macquary" which not only manages to make every single common mistake in spelling my surname, but also fucked up my very simple first name
Uma musume but to the tune of oma rapeti
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Uma musume but to the tune of oma rapeti
Reposted by Economy Zoltar
I, too, worship this
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I, too, worship this
Vampirism as a metaphor for being hungry and vaguely pissed off
September 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Vampirism as a metaphor for being hungry and vaguely pissed off
Reposted by Economy Zoltar
Third day at new job. Politely attending someone's farewell. Not actually knowing who is who and sitting awkwardly close to center of attention
August 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Third day at new job. Politely attending someone's farewell. Not actually knowing who is who and sitting awkwardly close to center of attention
One of my neighbours is baking cookies and they smell so good....
August 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
One of my neighbours is baking cookies and they smell so good....
I feel like this maybe wasn't the intended way to do this...
August 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I feel like this maybe wasn't the intended way to do this...
*eating in a cafe*
Woman: "Excuse me sir, are you the one who paid for my breakfast last week?"
Me: "No"
Woman: "Oh sorry, you look like him and I wanted to repay the favour"
Woman: "Excuse me sir, are you the one who paid for my breakfast last week?"
Me: "No"
Woman: "Oh sorry, you look like him and I wanted to repay the favour"
August 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
*eating in a cafe*
Woman: "Excuse me sir, are you the one who paid for my breakfast last week?"
Me: "No"
Woman: "Oh sorry, you look like him and I wanted to repay the favour"
Woman: "Excuse me sir, are you the one who paid for my breakfast last week?"
Me: "No"
Woman: "Oh sorry, you look like him and I wanted to repay the favour"
A spider that's way too into anime. Call that charlotte's weeb
July 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
A spider that's way too into anime. Call that charlotte's weeb
Baked banana bread and then proceeded to give myself a tummy ache by eating too much banana bread. Many such a case as this
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Baked banana bread and then proceeded to give myself a tummy ache by eating too much banana bread. Many such a case as this
Can I come to your house and stand like this?
May 16, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Can I come to your house and stand like this?
So do we think Eddie McDowd is still stuck as a dog or what?
May 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
So do we think Eddie McDowd is still stuck as a dog or what?