Economy Zoltar
@ethanmcquarrie.bsky.social
Ethan quietly made a bluesky he may or may not use 🤫
All timer of an episode
January 29, 2026 at 8:06 AM
All timer of an episode
Music streaming means a lot of people don't really listen to albums so young incels can't even ask girls to name three albums anymore
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Music streaming means a lot of people don't really listen to albums so young incels can't even ask girls to name three albums anymore
Due to inflation it now takes 322 luft balloons to accidentally trigger a nuclear war...
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Due to inflation it now takes 322 luft balloons to accidentally trigger a nuclear war...
My coworkers do this fascinating thing where I greet them by saying "howdy howdy" and they reply "good, thanks"
January 26, 2026 at 7:48 PM
My coworkers do this fascinating thing where I greet them by saying "howdy howdy" and they reply "good, thanks"
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just remembered i needed to upload the funniest moment of halo show season 2. what even was that read lmaaaooooo
January 25, 2026 at 10:26 AM
just remembered i needed to upload the funniest moment of halo show season 2. what even was that read lmaaaooooo
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Donald Duck could channel the Satsui no Hado
January 16, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Donald Duck could channel the Satsui no Hado
Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you simply eat it for breakfast
January 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you simply eat it for breakfast
Walked past a woman speaking french on the phone and the only thing I caught her say was "une micropénis"
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Walked past a woman speaking french on the phone and the only thing I caught her say was "une micropénis"
Normal and obvious way to open a box
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Normal and obvious way to open a box
Since the year is officially over, I am publishing my 2025 new years resolution to count every time I sneezed in the year. The total count was 729 with an average of 1.997 sneezes per day
December 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Since the year is officially over, I am publishing my 2025 new years resolution to count every time I sneezed in the year. The total count was 729 with an average of 1.997 sneezes per day
Saf returning to our voice call: "Okay i'm gonna MEOW"
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Saf returning to our voice call: "Okay i'm gonna MEOW"
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
@wanderlustin.bsky.social
When Bing Crosby told you "don't mess with Mr Inbetween" it was actually just cause Mr Inbetween is a short tempered asshole and we all hate him
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When Bing Crosby told you "don't mess with Mr Inbetween" it was actually just cause Mr Inbetween is a short tempered asshole and we all hate him
I didn't realise you could just download a new one of those...
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I didn't realise you could just download a new one of those...
When you die you get given a count of how many parenthesis you forgot to close in your life
November 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
When you die you get given a count of how many parenthesis you forgot to close in your life
It's not gay if it happens during a quantum leap
October 30, 2025 at 8:31 AM
It's not gay if it happens during a quantum leap
The plot of Yesterday but instead of trying to remake the beatles its about a guy trying to remake all of homestar runner
October 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
The plot of Yesterday but instead of trying to remake the beatles its about a guy trying to remake all of homestar runner
Just saw a bird eating a worm and I'm like "Yooo I remember that guy from kindy"
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Just saw a bird eating a worm and I'm like "Yooo I remember that guy from kindy"
The high has worn off. I need someone to kill another right wing asshole
October 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The high has worn off. I need someone to kill another right wing asshole
Inventing a toilet seat made out of sodium so when dudes piss on they seat they explode and die
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Inventing a toilet seat made out of sodium so when dudes piss on they seat they explode and die
Measure twice, nut once
October 1, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Measure twice, nut once
Listening to two kids have a conversation where they're just... Listing passwords they know to each other... "Yeah my mum's ipad it's XXXX but her _phone_ is XXXX"
September 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Listening to two kids have a conversation where they're just... Listing passwords they know to each other... "Yeah my mum's ipad it's XXXX but her _phone_ is XXXX"
Sitting on my hand so it feels like someone else is tooting my horn
September 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Sitting on my hand so it feels like someone else is tooting my horn
One of my coworkers sent an email where he wrote my name "Ethna Macquary" which not only manages to make every single common mistake in spelling my surname, but also fucked up my very simple first name
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One of my coworkers sent an email where he wrote my name "Ethna Macquary" which not only manages to make every single common mistake in spelling my surname, but also fucked up my very simple first name