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Dad, husband, infosec, Star Trek > Star Wars
Wow, the stock market is skyrocketing...oh wait, that's Downdetector.com, crap.

#cloudflare #internetbroke
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Downdetector.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I've been doing this IT/infosec/cybersecurity thing for long enough that now I get asked the "How do I get started?" type of questions. TBH, I don't know, but the more I do this job, the more I've learned to understand the importance of "context".
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November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As much of a curmudgeon as I am, I get a very real, deep, and true sense of pride when I vote.
It's hard to describe why, but has very little to do with the particular people or issues I vote for and more about participating and doing something that I feel will help my community.

#vote
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh awesome, so now data center and repair techs will need to be astronauts. I wonder what the SLA is for repairs on orbiting data centers?

arstechnica.com/spac...

#worsttimeline #spacejunk
Elon Musk on data centers in orbit: “SpaceX will be doing this”
“We could see another transformation of what’s done in space.”…
arstechnica.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I fought DNS over the weekend in relation to my homelab and home automation stuff. DNS remains undefeated....

#homelab #itsalwaysdns
October 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. #epstein
October 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
hold up, ICE has missile warheads and chemical agents?
ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.
October 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Nice to see that confirmation bias is alive and well
Google reportedly searching for 15 Pixel “Superfans” to test unreleased phones
Selected testers will have to sign an NDA and use a disguised case.
arstechnica.com
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Who let the #AI loose on the #AWS DNS infrastructure?
October 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Frogs together strong. Be safe everyone!
#NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Breaking News: #F5 Networks is renaming itself to ALT-F4 to better reflect shifting market dynamics.

#infosec #infosecjokes
October 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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October 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Application windows are liquid, no matter how many screens I have, and no matter how large they are, my open windows expand to fill them and begin overlapping
October 1, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Bold power move by #Bitnami to insert themselves as a very popular source of prebuilt container images and helm charts only to pull the plug and start charging for them. Regardless of advance notice, which they did provide, it's still a crappy move.

#eattherich #capitalisthostage
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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ICE has arrested Dr. Ian Roberts, an Olympic athlete and superintendent of Des Moines public schools. Anyone in the DSM area should know that people are meeting at the Neal Smith federal building around 4pm
September 26, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Just to recap, it's almost Q4 of 2025, yet #Zoom still opens a browser window for every meeting you join, and we still can't block or hide specific #YouTube channels. At least my toaster will have AI soon...
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm running out of fictional dystopias to compare to at this point.
The DHS has been quietly harvesting DNA from Americans for years
The DNA of nearly 2,000 US citizens has been entered into an FBI crime database.
arstechnica.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Happy rapture day to those who celebrate! Anyone got plans for the afternoon. Might do some yard work if the weather holds.
September 23, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Army EC-45 helicopter circling over north Philly. #ICE related?

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September 18, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Welcomed and interesting, although I still have Mastodon too:
Bluesky now platform of choice for science community
It’s not just you. Survey says: “Twitter sucks now and all the cool kids are moving to Bluesky”…
arstechnica.com
August 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Phishing/smishing/vishing are all too confusing for most people, so let's combine the terms and just go with 'hacked by snu snu'

#infosec #kidding
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It's new hardware day! Nothing Phone 3 arrived with Nothing Ear buds!
August 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The Slate truck and it's modular approach, especially an embrace of 3D printed accessories gets us closer and closer to being able to download a car. So yes, I would absolutely download a car.
August 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I would personally love to see differentials of overall wireless spectrum activity before, during, and after the meeting between the orange idiot and the Russian dictator.

#wireless
August 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM