The Eternal Test
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Treating my life like a Cricinfo text commentary feed.
One over, daily, 11am(ish) UK
Trying to survive 'till lunch.
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One over, daily, 11am(ish) UK
Trying to survive 'till lunch.
X @tommygarb @the_EternalTest
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Each thread shall be one over / each reply one of six balls. Posted around 11am each weekday. Full of wit, charm and anger over £31 spent on TNT sport's below average #Ashes coverage.
1.1 Hazlewood to Duckett, no run. Hazlewood starts with immaculate length. Duckett shoulders arms, rather like I did last night when the wife tried to hug me after a sweaty dog walk.
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
1.1 Hazlewood to Duckett, no run. Hazlewood starts with immaculate length. Duckett shoulders arms, rather like I did last night when the wife tried to hug me after a sweaty dog walk.
DAY 1 MORNING SESSION: Here come the Aussies, Lam-boo-shane's teeth chattering...you're not in (searches funniest Australian place names) HUMPYBONG now mate.
Little and Large follow. Any other couples with such an obvious height difference?
First ball...
Little and Large follow. Any other couples with such an obvious height difference?
First ball...
January 21, 2026 at 12:45 PM
DAY 1 MORNING SESSION: Here come the Aussies, Lam-boo-shane's teeth chattering...you're not in (searches funniest Australian place names) HUMPYBONG now mate.
Little and Large follow. Any other couples with such an obvious height difference?
First ball...
Little and Large follow. Any other couples with such an obvious height difference?
First ball...
Morning everyone, it's time for the TOSS. Stokesy and Cumminsy inspect the pitch here at Scarborough as the coastal sea fret drifts in.
Already I can sense you have questions...
Already I can sense you have questions...
January 21, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Morning everyone, it's time for the TOSS. Stokesy and Cumminsy inspect the pitch here at Scarborough as the coastal sea fret drifts in.
Already I can sense you have questions...
Already I can sense you have questions...
Welcome to the first day of #theeternaltest, played in the alternative cricketing multiverse of my brain.
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Welcome to the first day of #theeternaltest, played in the alternative cricketing multiverse of my brain.