It's before lunchtime on Monday, January 5, and my manager has already suggested:
1) giving our publicly accessible WebApi access to a folder on a different server containing ssh private keys
2) retrieving encrypted values from the database and displaying them decrypted in the UI
1) giving our publicly accessible WebApi access to a folder on a different server containing ssh private keys
2) retrieving encrypted values from the database and displaying them decrypted in the UI
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
It's before lunchtime on Monday, January 5, and my manager has already suggested:
1) giving our publicly accessible WebApi access to a folder on a different server containing ssh private keys
2) retrieving encrypted values from the database and displaying them decrypted in the UI
1) giving our publicly accessible WebApi access to a folder on a different server containing ssh private keys
2) retrieving encrypted values from the database and displaying them decrypted in the UI
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the last politician who did what the people wanted was r. budd dwyer
December 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the last politician who did what the people wanted was r. budd dwyer
Me waiting for my shitty coworker to offer to do a "quick call" explaining his shitty code, so that I can say "no, put a good explanation in the code."
a man in a red shirt is clapping his hands in front of a red curtain
Alt: The little guy from Twin Peaks rubbing his hands together with a devious smile
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Me waiting for my shitty coworker to offer to do a "quick call" explaining his shitty code, so that I can say "no, put a good explanation in the code."
I really love how tech hardware has plateaued so badly that companies have had to compensate by making every piece of software progressively worse, and also switched to a subscription model.
September 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I really love how tech hardware has plateaued so badly that companies have had to compensate by making every piece of software progressively worse, and also switched to a subscription model.
The Screaming Hour refers to the period of time each day when my cats are very insistent that it's time to be fed dinner. The totality of my faculties are consumed during this time by actively refusing to feed them. The Screaming Hour is generally 90-120 minutes long.
August 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The Screaming Hour refers to the period of time each day when my cats are very insistent that it's time to be fed dinner. The totality of my faculties are consumed during this time by actively refusing to feed them. The Screaming Hour is generally 90-120 minutes long.
The Roy Batty speech, but about cleaning up my cat's chronic explosive diarrhea.
a close up of a man 's face with the words i 've seen things you people wouldn 't believe
Alt: That scene at the end of Blade Runner where Roy Batty is like "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
media.tenor.com
August 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The Roy Batty speech, but about cleaning up my cat's chronic explosive diarrhea.
Brother, if you think turning into a bug is Kafkaesque, you should try sitting in a meeting and watching your boss and his boss tell the company AI to analyze its own output.
July 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Brother, if you think turning into a bug is Kafkaesque, you should try sitting in a meeting and watching your boss and his boss tell the company AI to analyze its own output.
Y'all been seeing that one prick that really sensually makes one singular fancy ass ravioli? I'm always like "oooh but also fuck you dude"
May 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Y'all been seeing that one prick that really sensually makes one singular fancy ass ravioli? I'm always like "oooh but also fuck you dude"
I have started watching Project Runway Season 1 with my girlfriend, and I'm shocked that I can't find any internet discourse on the theme song being a potentially legally actionable ripoff of Stick Em Up by Quarashi. youtu.be/monN9Ok0El8?...
Quarashi - Stick 'em Up [HQ]
YouTube video by Jay S
youtu.be
May 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I have started watching Project Runway Season 1 with my girlfriend, and I'm shocked that I can't find any internet discourse on the theme song being a potentially legally actionable ripoff of Stick Em Up by Quarashi. youtu.be/monN9Ok0El8?...
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Listen, I don't claim to know what I'm talking about when it comes to military or political matters, I'm just saying something about "don't worry, we only bombed civilians" doesn't sound right to me. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/a...
India launches military operation against Pakistan in major escalation | CNN
The missile strikes early on Wednesday morning targeted “terrorist infrastructure” in Pakistan and Pakistan administered-Kashmir, according to India; Pakistan has denied the claim, saying the attack l...
www.cnn.com
May 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Listen, I don't claim to know what I'm talking about when it comes to military or political matters, I'm just saying something about "don't worry, we only bombed civilians" doesn't sound right to me. www.cnn.com/2025/05/06/a...
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guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
March 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this
When you feel like your job doesn't make a difference, just remember that my team has a weekly hour long meeting where fifteen adults discuss very seriously things like how many "story points" it's worth for us to change a logo in our app.
September 26, 2024 at 3:03 PM
When you feel like your job doesn't make a difference, just remember that my team has a weekly hour long meeting where fifteen adults discuss very seriously things like how many "story points" it's worth for us to change a logo in our app.
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there should be an on fire version of every emoji
March 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
there should be an on fire version of every emoji