Dopey
@espionagesnacktion.bsky.social
Aspiring SWE, I like art, video games, movies, my dog, and Gabagool
Im playing through mass effect again and god Ashley sucks so bad
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Im playing through mass effect again and god Ashley sucks so bad
Dating apps aren’t working so I must resort to trickery, skullduggery, and chicanery to meet women.
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Dating apps aren’t working so I must resort to trickery, skullduggery, and chicanery to meet women.
I just realized I’ve never met someone new from social media? Not discord, twitter, insta, whatever. Why am I such a lurker?
January 6, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I just realized I’ve never met someone new from social media? Not discord, twitter, insta, whatever. Why am I such a lurker?
Okay, boomers kinda cooked when they said to not dress like a slob at the airport
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Okay, boomers kinda cooked when they said to not dress like a slob at the airport
looking for a beautiful woman to reply guy for
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
looking for a beautiful woman to reply guy for
Beating my meat pensively, wisely, courageously
December 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Beating my meat pensively, wisely, courageously
My sex tape got 5 stars cuz it was directed by Christopher Nolan
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My sex tape got 5 stars cuz it was directed by Christopher Nolan
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Twitter is just Plato’s allegory of the goon cave at this point
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Twitter is just Plato’s allegory of the goon cave at this point
First date idea: you go about your day like normal and I follow you around with a pad and pencil, going “hmmm.” after writing things down every once in a while
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
First date idea: you go about your day like normal and I follow you around with a pad and pencil, going “hmmm.” after writing things down every once in a while
Super nice LLM you got there, it would be a shame if it insinuated you were President Piss Drinker
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Super nice LLM you got there, it would be a shame if it insinuated you were President Piss Drinker
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not downloading any apps, what are some other ways to find your forever wife
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
not downloading any apps, what are some other ways to find your forever wife
Bro where is my wife?
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Bro where is my wife?
Meet n Fucj Trauma Ward
August 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Meet n Fucj Trauma Ward
Just one new shitty job or internship would change my life, but here I am stuck in quicksand
April 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Just one new shitty job or internship would change my life, but here I am stuck in quicksand
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if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
April 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart
If she doesn’t treat me like Patrick treated the hook, I don’t want it
March 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
If she doesn’t treat me like Patrick treated the hook, I don’t want it
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Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
March 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wild how Shadowrun today feels like an optimistic alternate future. Native Americans gain independence from the U.S. government? A benevolent dragon becomes the president and governs by suicide? People still communicate primarily through message boards? Sign me the fuck up.
My phone is so dry I started sexting the MFA numbers
March 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My phone is so dry I started sexting the MFA numbers
It’s my life and I’ll fuck it up if I want to
(I don’t)
(I don’t)
February 28, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s my life and I’ll fuck it up if I want to
(I don’t)
(I don’t)
I am too dumb to multitask, so when I am
In deep focus and get called or something, it takes me forever to get back into the groove
In deep focus and get called or something, it takes me forever to get back into the groove
February 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am too dumb to multitask, so when I am
In deep focus and get called or something, it takes me forever to get back into the groove
In deep focus and get called or something, it takes me forever to get back into the groove
Gonna pay a guy from Craigslist to hit me over the head with a lamp every time I procrastinate on this assignment
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Gonna pay a guy from Craigslist to hit me over the head with a lamp every time I procrastinate on this assignment