Eris Montez
@erismontez.bsky.social
They/Them 🇵🇭🇺🇸 Friendly neighborhood arachnochist. Discordihuh. Relative to Aneris and high fiving. Pecan pie w/o the pecans. Bartender because everything else sucks. insta/twitch: ErisMontez
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
Wont follow but I'll list. I'm trying to keep that 69. Nice
My uber is on a roll with all the Celine Dion music that I’d ever possibly need for one whole lifetime.
…. I know she is considered a national treasure to a certain country, but… not my bag.
…. I know she is considered a national treasure to a certain country, but… not my bag.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My uber is on a roll with all the Celine Dion music that I’d ever possibly need for one whole lifetime.
…. I know she is considered a national treasure to a certain country, but… not my bag.
…. I know she is considered a national treasure to a certain country, but… not my bag.
I need to craft a vacation that I can look forward to that isn't just a reason for me to run off to a place and get a tatto-....
... nevermind. I don't think that is possible currently. I long for the touch of the needle. They were right in the end, this shit IS addicting.
... nevermind. I don't think that is possible currently. I long for the touch of the needle. They were right in the end, this shit IS addicting.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I need to craft a vacation that I can look forward to that isn't just a reason for me to run off to a place and get a tatto-....
... nevermind. I don't think that is possible currently. I long for the touch of the needle. They were right in the end, this shit IS addicting.
... nevermind. I don't think that is possible currently. I long for the touch of the needle. They were right in the end, this shit IS addicting.
Seeing the Michelin stars roll out makes me feel disgusted. Knowing the effects of said "awards", the history of their existence, and knowing some spaces thrive because their menu "meets the criteria" while they mistreat their workers just...
I have a strong hatred for these things.
I have a strong hatred for these things.
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Seeing the Michelin stars roll out makes me feel disgusted. Knowing the effects of said "awards", the history of their existence, and knowing some spaces thrive because their menu "meets the criteria" while they mistreat their workers just...
I have a strong hatred for these things.
I have a strong hatred for these things.
Some of the biggest signs that you may be working for a fucked up workspace?: They openly talk about the workplace relationship as "family". If you ask about time off, they state, "we have holidays off and that is the best time for people to take vacations."
Fucking run. RUN.
Fucking run. RUN.
November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Some of the biggest signs that you may be working for a fucked up workspace?: They openly talk about the workplace relationship as "family". If you ask about time off, they state, "we have holidays off and that is the best time for people to take vacations."
Fucking run. RUN.
Fucking run. RUN.
I will not cave in and buy a bunch of random crap because of Black Friday. *deep breath* I WILL NOT CAVE IN AND BUY A BUNCH OF RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY. I WILL NOT CAVE IN AND BUY A BUNCH OF RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I will not cave in and buy a bunch of random crap because of Black Friday. *deep breath* I WILL NOT CAVE IN AND BUY A BUNCH OF RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY. I WILL NOT CAVE IN AND BUY A BUNCH OF RANDOM CRAP BECAUSE OF BLACK FRIDAY.
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Im sad that a good ol button mash looks like the above because of autocorrect.
Im sad that a good ol button mash looks like the above because of autocorrect.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fb bf g he d c b f d f bursitis
Im sad that a good ol button mash looks like the above because of autocorrect.
Im sad that a good ol button mash looks like the above because of autocorrect.
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
So, I might just repost a lot of @beautifulbizarre.net cause there is just some art that needs to be seen that appreciate.
A dreamy kaleidoscopic, Aya Yamagami captures a beautiful confluence of color and introspection, within these vibrant patterns.
#beautifulbizarre #contemporaryart #surrealart #dreamyart #portraits #artcollectors #artmagazine #artinspo #art
#beautifulbizarre #contemporaryart #surrealart #dreamyart #portraits #artcollectors #artmagazine #artinspo #art
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 AM
So, I might just repost a lot of @beautifulbizarre.net cause there is just some art that needs to be seen that appreciate.
My cake has seen better days. 😔
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 AM
My cake has seen better days. 😔
Housed a mushroom Reuben and will say… honestly? Just sauerkraut, Russian dressing, and pickles on rye would still make a delicious sandwich on its own. 🤤
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Housed a mushroom Reuben and will say… honestly? Just sauerkraut, Russian dressing, and pickles on rye would still make a delicious sandwich on its own. 🤤
Sometimes I wonder how many people I gave the wrong phone number on accident using the iPhone contact info tap function. It took me years before I realized for some reason, my contact info had the wrong fucking number.
November 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Sometimes I wonder how many people I gave the wrong phone number on accident using the iPhone contact info tap function. It took me years before I realized for some reason, my contact info had the wrong fucking number.
Amazing how short sighted fucking people are even when there is a fuck ton of issues that are causing the problem in the first place.
Just slap a fucking bandage on shit. As long as it doesn’t implode while you’re still alive, right? 🙄
Just slap a fucking bandage on shit. As long as it doesn’t implode while you’re still alive, right? 🙄
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Amazing how short sighted fucking people are even when there is a fuck ton of issues that are causing the problem in the first place.
Just slap a fucking bandage on shit. As long as it doesn’t implode while you’re still alive, right? 🙄
Just slap a fucking bandage on shit. As long as it doesn’t implode while you’re still alive, right? 🙄
One of the few albums that really grabbed me in the last 10 years.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 AM
One of the few albums that really grabbed me in the last 10 years.
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You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.
Haven’t worn jeans in quite some time (used to be my daily bartender fit) and I gotta say…
Jeans are stupid. I hate them.
Jeans are stupid. I hate them.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Haven’t worn jeans in quite some time (used to be my daily bartender fit) and I gotta say…
Jeans are stupid. I hate them.
Jeans are stupid. I hate them.
Nothing like the good ol fart and bloat to tell your body that it needs to do the poopins.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Nothing like the good ol fart and bloat to tell your body that it needs to do the poopins.
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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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The bass line to "I Wanna Be Adored" is one of the greatest in rock and roll, period, end of story
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Gary ‘Mani’ Mounfield, the Stone Roses and Primal Scream bassist, dies aged 63
Ian Brown and Tim Burgess were among those to pay tribute to Mani, whose death was announced by his brother and nephew
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The bass line to "I Wanna Be Adored" is one of the greatest in rock and roll, period, end of story
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
I really need to find me a night cap bar that I can haunt. The problem with me is I tend to work at places I love hanging out at and so… it then becomes a spot I no longer could do said thing.
Boo.
Boo.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I really need to find me a night cap bar that I can haunt. The problem with me is I tend to work at places I love hanging out at and so… it then becomes a spot I no longer could do said thing.
Boo.
Boo.
Nothing quite like a swarm of 6’5” guys filling up the bar, looking freshly 21, asking for double shots and calling themselves big boys.
Ones already out of commission in less than 10 mins of walking in and.. yeah. Come on guys. Don’t be dinguses.
Ones already out of commission in less than 10 mins of walking in and.. yeah. Come on guys. Don’t be dinguses.
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Nothing quite like a swarm of 6’5” guys filling up the bar, looking freshly 21, asking for double shots and calling themselves big boys.
Ones already out of commission in less than 10 mins of walking in and.. yeah. Come on guys. Don’t be dinguses.
Ones already out of commission in less than 10 mins of walking in and.. yeah. Come on guys. Don’t be dinguses.
My dreams have been unreasonably horny as of late and I’m wondering if it’s the desperate cries of the last of my eggs.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My dreams have been unreasonably horny as of late and I’m wondering if it’s the desperate cries of the last of my eggs.
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You know that one part of the Disney movie where everything starts going wrong for the villian and they start screaming uncontrollably at the henchmen and the protagonists and basically everyone because it's all crumbling around them?
It's very that
It's very that
November 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
You know that one part of the Disney movie where everything starts going wrong for the villian and they start screaming uncontrollably at the henchmen and the protagonists and basically everyone because it's all crumbling around them?
It's very that
It's very that
So freakin’ good 😍
Orphné Achéron’s pen and ink illustration creates a striking contrast between harsh blacks and vibrant gold in this wonderful ode to Ancient Egyptian mythology.
#art #beautifulbizarre #orphneacheron #traditionalart #illustrator #darkillustration #gothicart #inkdrawing #ancientegypt #mythology
#art #beautifulbizarre #orphneacheron #traditionalart #illustrator #darkillustration #gothicart #inkdrawing #ancientegypt #mythology
November 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
So freakin’ good 😍