The Expatriate Act - Erik Hagen
@erikhagen.bsky.social
There is another America than the one I live in
And what they're exporting is me
This land is my land wherever I stand
See you in the funny papers or in the penitentiary
And what they're exporting is me
This land is my land wherever I stand
See you in the funny papers or in the penitentiary
Pinned
The entire reason why Trump and his howler monkey followers are calling Tim Walz the r-slur now is because Tim Walz was the one who originally called them “weird.” And everyone noticed and called them weird and it hurt their weird feelings. That’s really all there is to it.
Die weird, you cunts.
Die weird, you cunts.
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The entire reason why Trump and his howler monkey followers are calling Tim Walz the r-slur now is because Tim Walz was the one who originally called them “weird.” And everyone noticed and called them weird and it hurt their weird feelings. That’s really all there is to it.
Die weird, you cunts.
Die weird, you cunts.
My daughter was called a f** (she says not to use the word so I’m respecting her wishes) at school by a random incel douchetool because of the “Polite Young Lesbian” pin on her backpack. And I think it’s why I’m so pissed at Trump for calling a woman a “piggy.” He enables this shit. Fuck him for it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
My daughter was called a f** (she says not to use the word so I’m respecting her wishes) at school by a random incel douchetool because of the “Polite Young Lesbian” pin on her backpack. And I think it’s why I’m so pissed at Trump for calling a woman a “piggy.” He enables this shit. Fuck him for it.
There was once a moment in human history where I was free to wear a face mask out in public and other people were forbidden to come within six feet of me and I never left home and besides for the ever looming threat of communicable disease, it was wonderful. Now, we have this shit. I hate you all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
There was once a moment in human history where I was free to wear a face mask out in public and other people were forbidden to come within six feet of me and I never left home and besides for the ever looming threat of communicable disease, it was wonderful. Now, we have this shit. I hate you all.
Good news, everyone! Elon now has enough money to afford overnight mailing his semen to EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON ON THE PLANET! We’re saved!!!
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Good news, everyone! Elon now has enough money to afford overnight mailing his semen to EVERY SINGLE WHITE PERSON ON THE PLANET! We’re saved!!!
Hey, Ted, is Donald Trump your actual Daddy? No? Then maybe shut the fuck up.
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, Ted, is Donald Trump your actual Daddy? No? Then maybe shut the fuck up.
Really upset I didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize for my road rage on the way to work today. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ACCIDENTS I DIDN’T CAUSE?
October 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Really upset I didn’t win a Nobel Peace Prize for my road rage on the way to work today. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY ACCIDENTS I DIDN’T CAUSE?
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
I have no idea who Theo Von is. Please, please fucking keep it that way.
October 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I have no idea who Theo Von is. Please, please fucking keep it that way.
ⓘ This user is a suspected member of a terrorist group who spells the name Eric with a K which is clearly an affront against our God.
September 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
ⓘ This user is a suspected member of a terrorist group who spells the name Eric with a K which is clearly an affront against our God.
I don’t know how much more “golden calfish” President Nero here has to get still before somebody thinks to ask him, “Hey, buddy, are you that Antichrist guy they was talking about?”
September 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I don’t know how much more “golden calfish” President Nero here has to get still before somebody thinks to ask him, “Hey, buddy, are you that Antichrist guy they was talking about?”
Help! I’ve been radicalized by basic human dignity!
September 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Help! I’ve been radicalized by basic human dignity!
Please do not have pyrotechnics at my funeral, but if you really want to swear holy jihad against the people I perceived to be my enemies, by all means proceed with that.
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Please do not have pyrotechnics at my funeral, but if you really want to swear holy jihad against the people I perceived to be my enemies, by all means proceed with that.
Nice mustache, Becky.
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nice mustache, Becky.
I’m like the guy in the movie where he’s the only one who still remembers the Beatles, except only I can remember when Melissa Hortman was killed, the right tried to say that her killer was a Tim Walz aide with No Kings fliers in his car and that he killed her because she wasn’t liberal enough.
September 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’m like the guy in the movie where he’s the only one who still remembers the Beatles, except only I can remember when Melissa Hortman was killed, the right tried to say that her killer was a Tim Walz aide with No Kings fliers in his car and that he killed her because she wasn’t liberal enough.
So. If I’m understanding reality correctly, we’ve had the same guy on the ballot THREE times now and we’re just seeing his birthday card for the world’s most famous pedophile trafficker with a drawing of a naked prepubescent girl AND a picture of him buying a woman from said trafficker?
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
So. If I’m understanding reality correctly, we’ve had the same guy on the ballot THREE times now and we’re just seeing his birthday card for the world’s most famous pedophile trafficker with a drawing of a naked prepubescent girl AND a picture of him buying a woman from said trafficker?
“Why won’t anyone give me the Nobel Peace Prize?!” Gee, Chuckles, I just don’t know. Total mystery.
September 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
“Why won’t anyone give me the Nobel Peace Prize?!” Gee, Chuckles, I just don’t know. Total mystery.
Always nice to know that billions of dollars can buy you Twitter and undeserved political influence but it still can’t get you the ability to tell a coherent, actually funny joke without looking like the world’s biggest knob.
August 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Always nice to know that billions of dollars can buy you Twitter and undeserved political influence but it still can’t get you the ability to tell a coherent, actually funny joke without looking like the world’s biggest knob.
I actually don’t give a shit if BlueSky is growing or shrinking or thriving or dying. Just let me know when it’s bought it out by a billionaire Nazi fuck so I know when to leave before he forces me to give him the affection his father wouldn’t, okay?
August 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I actually don’t give a shit if BlueSky is growing or shrinking or thriving or dying. Just let me know when it’s bought it out by a billionaire Nazi fuck so I know when to leave before he forces me to give him the affection his father wouldn’t, okay?
I think if you’re seriously going to dub yourself “Big Balls” and then can’t not get beaten into a concussion by a couple of 15-year-olds, that’s all on you, champ.
August 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think if you’re seriously going to dub yourself “Big Balls” and then can’t not get beaten into a concussion by a couple of 15-year-olds, that’s all on you, champ.
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“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
August 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Uh, no, when you were on the roof they were shouting ‘Trump! Trump!”
August 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Me outside of the White House earlier today:
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Me outside of the White House earlier today:
An “orange shape”? Sir! He has a name!
A mysterious “orange shape” was recorded ascending the stairs to where Jeffrey Epstein’s cell was located the night he died.
Mysterious ‘Orange Shape’ Raises More Questions About Epstein Footage
A CBS investigation claims officials may have misled the public about a series of details on Jeffrey Epstein’s final night alive.
trib.al
July 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An “orange shape”? Sir! He has a name!
Look, I get that he’s trying everything he can think of to distract everybody from the Epstein deal but I really think Trump killing Ozzy Osbourne is a bridge too far.
July 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Look, I get that he’s trying everything he can think of to distract everybody from the Epstein deal but I really think Trump killing Ozzy Osbourne is a bridge too far.