Appreciate it, but I’ve already begun an elaborate revenge scheme that, if successful, will end with me making the kid eat an entire dog turd. Once that’s done, though, you’re free to dissect him.

She hates this hat
So I called her fat
And I really wish that
I hadn’t.

Hey, before you “shit” all over the New York Times over their blatant cowardice, be aware that the “brown liquid” could have literally been anything! It could’ve been whatever it is that Trump lathers on his face to make it that color. Or what comes out of him if you puncture him instead of blood.

Oh, my mistake. I thought you had murdered my friend.

WHO ARE YOU?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH CLAYTON SNYDER? AT LEAST TELL ME WHERE YOU BURIED THE BODY! YOU HAVE TO!

Onions
Where the Wild Things Are
Don’t Want to Miss a Thing

Spider-man
Spider-man
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rips off clothes
Jumps off building
Clawing towards an approaching ground
FEAR ME I AM THE SPIDER-GO
thud

Yeah, man. Goddamn those greedy ass military veterans trying to make an easy buck off of the gubmint with their boo-boos. That buck was supposed to go to a hungry oligarch billionaire in need!

Fuck all of the way off.

I forgot to say that I empathize with your grief very much. I’m so sorry and wish that you were not experiencing this much pain all at once.

For you, kind stranger. My mom died almost five years ago and it is still made harder by how much colder the world is still getting without her sun to warm us.

Genuinely surprised Trump never put Michael Bay in his cabinet.

This is what’s been taken from them. This is what they want back.