Eric Reed
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Last roses of the year.
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Last roses of the year.
My pork chop looks like Wisconsin. #Wisconsin #porkchop
August 9, 2025 at 11:55 AM
My pork chop looks like Wisconsin. #Wisconsin #porkchop
Filtering for purity and health, 1972.
July 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Filtering for purity and health, 1972.
Prolly wouldn’t a thought of doing that, but now…
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Prolly wouldn’t a thought of doing that, but now…
Breaking Cherry Hall bathroom update, read up!
BREAKING! The Western™ Excretes New Plans for Campus Bathrooms
During a festive ceremony beside a men’s room urinal in Cherry Hall yesterday, President Caboni unveiled ambitious new plans to transform all campus bathrooms into glass-enclosed collaborative work…
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May 5, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Breaking Cherry Hall bathroom update, read up!
#REALID deadline approaching. It’s hard to believe that my fake driver’s license EVER worked. But it did! It was the expert craftsmanship.
April 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
#REALID deadline approaching. It’s hard to believe that my fake driver’s license EVER worked. But it did! It was the expert craftsmanship.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
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April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
Found some great new bumper stickers this week, some of my favorites in a while. Must be spring!
March 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Found some great new bumper stickers this week, some of my favorites in a while. Must be spring!
Offloading some bumper stickers from recent “times.”
March 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Offloading some bumper stickers from recent “times.”
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Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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February 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
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Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
Some bumper stickers sent from fellow bumper sticker enthusiasts, thanks for sharing them!
February 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Some bumper stickers sent from fellow bumper sticker enthusiasts, thanks for sharing them!
Some from over the break. Glad some new students/cars are in town to spice up the local bumper sticker game!
February 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some from over the break. Glad some new students/cars are in town to spice up the local bumper sticker game!
I’ll have to wait until my “dry January” is over next weekend to celebrate this amazing historical milestone!
January 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’ll have to wait until my “dry January” is over next weekend to celebrate this amazing historical milestone!
Frost grillin’ by moonlight!
January 14, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Frost grillin’ by moonlight!
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BREAKING NEWS: Significant otter discovery in otter space!
January 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
BREAKING NEWS: Significant otter discovery in otter space!
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How to get your daily 10k steps.. 😅
January 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
How to get your daily 10k steps.. 😅
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Reposted by Eric Reed
Mapping Africa's horniest places
December 31, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Mapping Africa's horniest places
Just puttin’ this out there, relevant for…health.
December 29, 2024 at 2:06 AM
Just puttin’ this out there, relevant for…health.
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