Eric Haas
@ericatrandom.bsky.social
Be good to each other. No hate. No racists. No fascists. No MAGA.
Show me space, music, sci-fi, animals, hippie memes, sarcastic memes. Inspire calm.
Show me space, music, sci-fi, animals, hippie memes, sarcastic memes. Inspire calm.
Our government training us to get used to airborne assault.
BREAKING NYT: A shell fired during a live-fire demonstration at Camp Pendleton on Saturday prematurely detonated, dropping fragments of the shell on a California Highway Patrol vehicle and motorcycle that were part of Vice President JD Vance’s protective detail, according to a patrol report.
Artillery Shell Detonated Over Interstate 5 During Marines’ Celebration, California Officials Say
www.nytimes.com
October 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Our government training us to get used to airborne assault.
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So you're telling me that the same people who cherry pick stuff from the bible to justify their beliefs also cherry pick *other things* to justify their beliefs?
September 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
So you're telling me that the same people who cherry pick stuff from the bible to justify their beliefs also cherry pick *other things* to justify their beliefs?
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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The irony is ironic.
August 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The irony is ironic.
"Radioactive Shrimp" was my nickname in high school.
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"Radioactive Shrimp" was my nickname in high school.
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ONE-HIT WONDER, YOU JACKALS?
August 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE ONE-HIT WONDER, YOU JACKALS?
Slightly diminish a band: Plasticky Dan
Slightly diminish a band: Minivan Halen
Slightly diminish a band: Flaccid Bizkit
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Slightly diminish a band: Plasticky Dan
Slightly diminish a band: 9,999 Maniacs
Slightly diminish a band: Minivan Halen
Slightly diminish a band: Flaccid Bizkit
August 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Slightly diminish a band: 9,999 Maniacs
I was 5 when my big sister did the science experiment where you put a potato in water to watch roots grow.
I came downstairs one morning and saw the experiment. I thought, "what's brown and plopped into water?" I figured someone couldn't get to the bathroom so I flushed that bugger down the toilet!
I came downstairs one morning and saw the experiment. I thought, "what's brown and plopped into water?" I figured someone couldn't get to the bathroom so I flushed that bugger down the toilet!
August 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I was 5 when my big sister did the science experiment where you put a potato in water to watch roots grow.
I came downstairs one morning and saw the experiment. I thought, "what's brown and plopped into water?" I figured someone couldn't get to the bathroom so I flushed that bugger down the toilet!
I came downstairs one morning and saw the experiment. I thought, "what's brown and plopped into water?" I figured someone couldn't get to the bathroom so I flushed that bugger down the toilet!
Advertise your account with a GIF! 🖤
August 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Advertise your account with a GIF! 🖤
OOOHHHH! Now I understand!
July 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
OOOHHHH! Now I understand!
I'm a Fresnonian now.
July 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I'm a Fresnonian now.
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We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
July 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
We’re calling for a Florida boycott over the inhumane “Alligator Alcatraz” detention site. Cancel your family vacation and choose a different destination this summer.
My very first computer is not looking so healthy with age (spent years in a garage without climate control). Time to say goodbye after 45 years.
July 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My very first computer is not looking so healthy with age (spent years in a garage without climate control). Time to say goodbye after 45 years.
Not my photo!
When I was little, my family went to Nunley's on Long Island. We played mini-golf and rode the carousel. There were just a few rides, but one was this little rail ride. I was never told I couldn't ride, and yet I never got to. My parents postponed it indefinitely. No idea why.
When I was little, my family went to Nunley's on Long Island. We played mini-golf and rode the carousel. There were just a few rides, but one was this little rail ride. I was never told I couldn't ride, and yet I never got to. My parents postponed it indefinitely. No idea why.
June 22, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Not my photo!
When I was little, my family went to Nunley's on Long Island. We played mini-golf and rode the carousel. There were just a few rides, but one was this little rail ride. I was never told I couldn't ride, and yet I never got to. My parents postponed it indefinitely. No idea why.
When I was little, my family went to Nunley's on Long Island. We played mini-golf and rode the carousel. There were just a few rides, but one was this little rail ride. I was never told I couldn't ride, and yet I never got to. My parents postponed it indefinitely. No idea why.
Uber the other night after the EMF/Spacehog concert: Anthony, old white guy in a Tesla approaching, approaching, and then accelerates right past my wife and I like we were Jason and Freddie standing there. Then he cancelled the pickup.
Guessing we looked too liberal for his taste. MAGA snowflake! 😂
Guessing we looked too liberal for his taste. MAGA snowflake! 😂
June 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Uber the other night after the EMF/Spacehog concert: Anthony, old white guy in a Tesla approaching, approaching, and then accelerates right past my wife and I like we were Jason and Freddie standing there. Then he cancelled the pickup.
Guessing we looked too liberal for his taste. MAGA snowflake! 😂
Guessing we looked too liberal for his taste. MAGA snowflake! 😂
Don't worry. It will eventually be updated to "Mostly Harmless".
June 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Don't worry. It will eventually be updated to "Mostly Harmless".
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AMEN
June 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
AMEN
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Who can relate?...x
June 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Who can relate?...x
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There we are! 🤩
June 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
There we are! 🤩
Waiting for Spacehog (and EMF).
June 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Waiting for Spacehog (and EMF).
This is who runs this account.
June 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is who runs this account.
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half of us lost their mind. Sorry
The people outside this country seem to know this country better than the people who live in this country...
June 12, 2025 at 2:08 PM
half of us lost their mind. Sorry
It's like having Simon Phoenix in office, but with none of the brains, strength, or charisma.
June 4, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It's like having Simon Phoenix in office, but with none of the brains, strength, or charisma.