Best Star Wars Takes
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Artisanal Star Wars Takes aged to perfection in small batches.
Force Awakens is #1
biological organism reacting to stimuli
vegan btw
Force Awakens is #1
biological organism reacting to stimuli
vegan btw
People say TFA is just a repeat of Star Wars Classic. People rank the movies with the OT as 1-3. Throwing criticisms around of movies they've watched once at best. WATCH THE MOVIES, then come talk to me.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
People say TFA is just a repeat of Star Wars Classic. People rank the movies with the OT as 1-3. Throwing criticisms around of movies they've watched once at best. WATCH THE MOVIES, then come talk to me.
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Happy tenth anniversary to Star Wars: The Force Awakens which has thee perfect sweaty man representation I had been seeking.
December 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Happy tenth anniversary to Star Wars: The Force Awakens which has thee perfect sweaty man representation I had been seeking.
This guy has strong feelings about gender fluid people despite not knowing what that means.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This guy has strong feelings about gender fluid people despite not knowing what that means.
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Happy 10th to that wonderful J.J. Abrams picture STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS! It heralded the Disney era of Star Wars storytelling (along with STAR WARS: REBELS), and I couldn’t ask for a story more filled with life, zest, and promise to point Lucasfilm in this new direction.
a person is walking with a bb-8 robot in the desert .
Alt: Rey and BB-8 strolling down the desert plains of Jakku in THE FORCE AWAKENS.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Happy 10th to that wonderful J.J. Abrams picture STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS! It heralded the Disney era of Star Wars storytelling (along with STAR WARS: REBELS), and I couldn’t ask for a story more filled with life, zest, and promise to point Lucasfilm in this new direction.
Nemoidian-ass president about to land droids on Naboo. It's not a high bar for a leader to be better than Nute Gunray, but here we are.
December 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Nemoidian-ass president about to land droids on Naboo. It's not a high bar for a leader to be better than Nute Gunray, but here we are.
I'm not a Reylo, I just think that Rey and Kylo should have merged into an incorporeal entity that brings balance to the Force.
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I'm not a Reylo, I just think that Rey and Kylo should have merged into an incorporeal entity that brings balance to the Force.
The prequels making laser sword fights a core feature of the movies actually rules. Takes the most memorable part of the OT and milking it just right. Mostly. They aren't all gonna be winners.
December 11, 2025 at 3:49 AM
The prequels making laser sword fights a core feature of the movies actually rules. Takes the most memorable part of the OT and milking it just right. Mostly. They aren't all gonna be winners.
I took one of those after I had been hallucinating, just totally out of touch with reality, from sleep deprivation for a week straight.
I guess the president just announced he recently took his latest in a series of cognitive tests, this one in front of a room full of medical personnel observing him?
December 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
I took one of those after I had been hallucinating, just totally out of touch with reality, from sleep deprivation for a week straight.
Jar Jar Binks: not a racist stereotype
Nemodians: not a racist stereotype
Watto: not a racist stereotype
TOTAL EXONERATION
Nemodians: not a racist stereotype
Watto: not a racist stereotype
TOTAL EXONERATION
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Jar Jar Binks: not a racist stereotype
Nemodians: not a racist stereotype
Watto: not a racist stereotype
TOTAL EXONERATION
Nemodians: not a racist stereotype
Watto: not a racist stereotype
TOTAL EXONERATION
For the sake of fair evaluation, I must forget every prequel meme I've ever seen.
December 7, 2025 at 7:41 AM
For the sake of fair evaluation, I must forget every prequel meme I've ever seen.
I am currently looking into the Phantom Menace and my people are finding some fascinating things. Updates to come!
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I am currently looking into the Phantom Menace and my people are finding some fascinating things. Updates to come!
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Spot the lie.
So many. My very divisive opinion is that this is the best Star Wars movie made. The best immersion, story, details, graphics, sound, characters, etc.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Spot the lie.
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TIMAP weekly reading group is today at 7:30 central time! We'll be reading and discussing the anthology Queer Ultraviolence.
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Discord - Group Chat That’s All Fun & Games
Discord is great for playing games and chilling with friends, or even building a worldwide community. Customize your own space to talk, play, and hang out.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TIMAP weekly reading group is today at 7:30 central time! We'll be reading and discussing the anthology Queer Ultraviolence.
discord.com/events/13382...
discord.com/events/13382...
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Our regular online Discord poetry fundraiser is on Sunday the 23rd at 7:30 central time! In support of the mutual aid requests posted to our Discord server. Website link to join the Discord is in this profile's description.
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Our regular online Discord poetry fundraiser is on Sunday the 23rd at 7:30 central time! In support of the mutual aid requests posted to our Discord server. Website link to join the Discord is in this profile's description.
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ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
ever since I learned about three-cueing I've developed infinitely more patience for replies on social media. mfers literally do not know how to read. people are walking around conjuring random meanings into words they don't know, and they don't know a lot of words. it's crazy
New origin story for the Boomers just dropped.
This is the food distribution line at Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas 11/7/25. This is what Trump doesn't want you to see.
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 AM
New origin story for the Boomers just dropped.
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also you dont have to be perfect or even good at a thing to enjoy it
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
also you dont have to be perfect or even good at a thing to enjoy it
I have nothing but respect for Zohran, but this would be pointless political theater that will sway no one on any side. We can't defeat fascism by debating or trolling them.
Enough with the backroom scheming.
If Trump is serious about intervening in the mayoral race, he should come to New York City and debate me directly.
If Trump is serious about intervening in the mayoral race, he should come to New York City and debate me directly.
Zohran Mamdani challenges President Trump to public debate: ‘Let’s cut out the middle man’
September 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have nothing but respect for Zohran, but this would be pointless political theater that will sway no one on any side. We can't defeat fascism by debating or trolling them.
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Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
September 3, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Is there any actual *measured effect* that the Newsom tweets are having? I keep hearing how they’re “working” but I have not heard exactly how. I read the Alabama one and the comments are saying how great it is but is there a result someone can point me to
Nationalize railroads.
Pro union until they want to withhold their labor and strike which is the entire point of a union.
www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/infr...
www.newsnationnow.com/us-news/infr...
Secretary Buttigieg: Rail shutdown is 'not acceptable'
Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg says a rail shutdown “is not acceptable” but declined to say whether the Biden administration would support rail workers if they strike.
www.newsnationnow.com
September 1, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Nationalize railroads.
What does it take for us to revoke Duffy's birth certificate?
EXCLUSIVE: Sean Duffy will announce expedited plans to build a nuclear reactor on the moon, his first major action as interim NASA administrator.
Duffy to announce nuclear reactor on the moon
This is the first major agency effort by the interim NASA administrator, who is also the Transportation secretary and a former Fox News host.
www.politico.com
August 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
What does it take for us to revoke Duffy's birth certificate?
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What I want to know is how a reporter who has written about medical issues for the times as a freelancer, hasn’t regularly written for them since Feb 2024 and now largely hangs out in TERF spaces ends up as the lead reporter in this story.
worth noting the pipeline here:
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
* Trump-supporting anons hack Columbia data
* Nazi twitter accounts dig around in the data
* NYT picks up on Nazi substack posts, publishes Zohran story to damage his campaign
* Chris Rufo immediately boosting the story
July 4, 2025 at 12:06 PM
What I want to know is how a reporter who has written about medical issues for the times as a freelancer, hasn’t regularly written for them since Feb 2024 and now largely hangs out in TERF spaces ends up as the lead reporter in this story.
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
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Please note, by the way, that in addition to explaining the ways that age-verification laws could potentially be used to censor LGBTQ and sex education online, I also make sure to say that PORN IS GOOD
June 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Please note, by the way, that in addition to explaining the ways that age-verification laws could potentially be used to censor LGBTQ and sex education online, I also make sure to say that PORN IS GOOD