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"I expect most witches are like that. They are not interested in things or people unless they can use them; they are terribly practical."
SF, CA, USA, Earth
SF, CA, USA, Earth
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i really respect your psychotic breaks and the way you dress
January 12, 2026 at 6:43 AM
i really respect your psychotic breaks and the way you dress
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dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
dont worry about your unfinished business. we'll fix it in ghost
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peeling a banana in a new and interesting way but eating it normal gay style
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
peeling a banana in a new and interesting way but eating it normal gay style
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reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
is it announcing your wedding or is it coming out to your neighbors as having been living in sin this whole time
December 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
is it announcing your wedding or is it coming out to your neighbors as having been living in sin this whole time
It's 2025! You can download the first four parts of the Birdman of Alcatraz's 2000 page treatise against the United States prison system for free online!
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's 2025! You can download the first four parts of the Birdman of Alcatraz's 2000 page treatise against the United States prison system for free online!
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‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
‘Denim’ gets its name from the French words ‘de Nĭmes’ meaning "of Nĭmes," because it was manufactured in the city of Nĭmes.
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
‘Jeans’ comes from the city of Genoa (earlier known as Genes) because the pants were worn by the Genoese navy.
'JNCO' means “Judge None Choose One."
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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#1 most employable skill continues to be "tolerance of hate speech" and... man i don't have it
October 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
#1 most employable skill continues to be "tolerance of hate speech" and... man i don't have it
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Loving my new scarf rack, but do I maybe have more dreams of flying snakes these days?
October 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Loving my new scarf rack, but do I maybe have more dreams of flying snakes these days?
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
grateful to have gotten the tsa agent who excitedly called "opt out" the magic words and not the tsa agent who took over immediately after and angrily demanded to know why i had been allowed to skip the photo
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
grateful to have gotten the tsa agent who excitedly called "opt out" the magic words and not the tsa agent who took over immediately after and angrily demanded to know why i had been allowed to skip the photo
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happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
October 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote
for angels are halos more like hats or like antennae
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
for angels are halos more like hats or like antennae
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my startup is killing people indiscriminately. and we are seeking round two funding
October 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
my startup is killing people indiscriminately. and we are seeking round two funding
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It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
October 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
It's a clown connected device. Just upload it to the clown
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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
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greta ily what an outfit
October 4, 2025 at 12:58 PM
greta ily what an outfit
socks don't need to have plastic in them. YOU need to learn how to darn your socks
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
socks don't need to have plastic in them. YOU need to learn how to darn your socks
wife calls them "spleets"
October 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
wife calls them "spleets"
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i think its important to keep in mind that when aliens arrive we’re gonna have to explain that we gave all our money to a guy who “invented” 2 day shipping instead of universal healthcare
September 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i think its important to keep in mind that when aliens arrive we’re gonna have to explain that we gave all our money to a guy who “invented” 2 day shipping instead of universal healthcare