Emilie
@emtgsp.bsky.social
Future NP & current dog lover
Probably binge watching 9-1-1, brb
Probably binge watching 9-1-1, brb
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Firing liberals over stuff right-wingers get away with every day is truly honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy.
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Firing liberals over stuff right-wingers get away with every day is truly honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy.
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
WASHINGTON—Claiming that 100% of users experienced dangerous side effects as a result of wearing the contraceptive device, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly paused an amorous moment Thursday to issue a...
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September 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism
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SHE CRUISES WITH
THE CATFISH
THE CATFISH
September 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
SHE CRUISES WITH
THE CATFISH
THE CATFISH
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The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
September 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?
Adriana Smith’s family’s GoFundMe has raised almost $415,000 so far.
This is what it looks like when the WHOLE WORLD is disgusted by the government of one country.
This is what it looks like when the WHOLE WORLD is disgusted by the government of one country.
June 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Adriana Smith’s family’s GoFundMe has raised almost $415,000 so far.
This is what it looks like when the WHOLE WORLD is disgusted by the government of one country.
This is what it looks like when the WHOLE WORLD is disgusted by the government of one country.
For some reason I feel like if you have more mugs than you can fit in your cabinet, you’re gay
June 7, 2025 at 6:38 AM
For some reason I feel like if you have more mugs than you can fit in your cabinet, you’re gay
All I will say….
If the cast sees the shit y’all are saying about the show (fuck you, you suck, I hate you, you’re going to be the next to die)…I think they would be ashamed.
Have some goddamn fucking respect or shut up.
#911onfox
If the cast sees the shit y’all are saying about the show (fuck you, you suck, I hate you, you’re going to be the next to die)…I think they would be ashamed.
Have some goddamn fucking respect or shut up.
#911onfox
April 19, 2025 at 3:15 AM
All I will say….
If the cast sees the shit y’all are saying about the show (fuck you, you suck, I hate you, you’re going to be the next to die)…I think they would be ashamed.
Have some goddamn fucking respect or shut up.
#911onfox
If the cast sees the shit y’all are saying about the show (fuck you, you suck, I hate you, you’re going to be the next to die)…I think they would be ashamed.
Have some goddamn fucking respect or shut up.
#911onfox
8x13 really triggered something deep inside me 😂 Hen ilysm, it sucks ass being the lowest priority in your own family
April 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
8x13 really triggered something deep inside me 😂 Hen ilysm, it sucks ass being the lowest priority in your own family
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It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.
* very unconstitutional
* very unconstitutional
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.
* very unconstitutional
* very unconstitutional
April 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Deadline talking about buddie is actually so serious to me im dizzy
April 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Deadline talking about buddie is actually so serious to me im dizzy
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thank you donald trump for your diligent work as you make the US a stagnant, backwater pariah state and playground for sociopathic tech oligarchs
April 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
thank you donald trump for your diligent work as you make the US a stagnant, backwater pariah state and playground for sociopathic tech oligarchs
Okokok here’s an ide
Maybe 8x16 will be like a ‘it’s a wonderful life’ (I saw someone speculate in an article) and it’ll look through what things would be like without a bunch of characters, Bobby included 🤞🤞
I REFUSE TO LOSE HIM
Maybe 8x16 will be like a ‘it’s a wonderful life’ (I saw someone speculate in an article) and it’ll look through what things would be like without a bunch of characters, Bobby included 🤞🤞
I REFUSE TO LOSE HIM
April 1, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Okokok here’s an ide
Maybe 8x16 will be like a ‘it’s a wonderful life’ (I saw someone speculate in an article) and it’ll look through what things would be like without a bunch of characters, Bobby included 🤞🤞
I REFUSE TO LOSE HIM
Maybe 8x16 will be like a ‘it’s a wonderful life’ (I saw someone speculate in an article) and it’ll look through what things would be like without a bunch of characters, Bobby included 🤞🤞
I REFUSE TO LOSE HIM
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Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
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March 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Tips For Keeping Backyard Chickens
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Those commercials for PrEP that display ONLY people who are clearly gay makes my fucking blood boil. We get it, you think only gay people get AIDS.
March 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Those commercials for PrEP that display ONLY people who are clearly gay makes my fucking blood boil. We get it, you think only gay people get AIDS.
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"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."
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As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
March 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
As a professor of English, allow me to try, humbly and with the proper respect, to offer an appropriate response to the President’s address:
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
Fuck you, you fucked-up fuck, and fuck all the fuckers who willingly fuck with you, especially. You can all fuck all the way off, and then fuck off some more.
I had the weirdest dream last night where, for some reason, I was OBSESSED with the idea of a celebrity version of ‘Naked and Afraid’ to the point where I tried to contact the show…
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I had the weirdest dream last night where, for some reason, I was OBSESSED with the idea of a celebrity version of ‘Naked and Afraid’ to the point where I tried to contact the show…
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pearl divers!! newish lesbian tiki bar. very fun vibes & every friday night they do dance parties @pearldiversdenver.bsky.social is their account
February 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
pearl divers!! newish lesbian tiki bar. very fun vibes & every friday night they do dance parties @pearldiversdenver.bsky.social is their account
This butterfly app better beat Twitter (no, I wont call it X)
March 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This butterfly app better beat Twitter (no, I wont call it X)