Eliana 🏳️‍⚧️
empresscamellia.bsky.social
Eliana 🏳️‍⚧️
@empresscamellia.bsky.social
She/Fae, Trans Writer/Artist/Drag Queen/Musician/Tarot Reader/Aspiring YouTuber/Muppet
In drag, you can call me April Showers :3
Shapeshifting Plural Vixen
Silly Switchy Witchy
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Hey, I’ve had a really rough year, & I’ve been helping out my friend who has mrsa & a kid to take care of. We’re both broke rn so if anyone can help her buy laundry & meds or help me pay the bills I’ll draw you something or give a tarot reading in return

My Venmo is CamelliaEP
Since people are reblogginf this, I thought I should add some of my art so you know what you’re commissioning

Hmu if you want this or a tarot reading, I always get tipped $20 so I must be good lol
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’ve made a lot of mistakes since transition, the worst of which is how I treated someone almost 3 years ago… my first time

I was manic af, bc I had undiagnosed schizo effective & stayed up all night doing acid the night before. And 100 other reasons. I was almost psychotic
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Hey, I’ve had a really rough year, & I’ve been helping out my friend who has mrsa & a kid to take care of. We’re both broke rn so if anyone can help her buy laundry & meds or help me pay the bills I’ll draw you something or give a tarot reading in return

My Venmo is CamelliaEP
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Hey, I’ve had a really rough year, & I’ve been helping out my friend who has mrsa & a kid to take care of. We’re both broke rn so if anyone can help her buy laundry & meds or help me pay the bills I’ll draw you something or give a tarot reading in return

My Venmo is CamelliaEP
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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This is unbelievable. I got suspended by bluesky just for quoting the lyrics of the Beatles’ “I Want to Hold Your Hand” and changing “hold your hand” to “stab you with a big knife”
November 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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GLITCH PRODUCTIONS paid me to rebrand Bloodborne Kart A SECOND TIME into the mini game GLITCH KARTS!!!

im serious. its real. i made multiple cutscenes with their characters and everything. lol.

play the game here: glitchkarts.com/474c49544348...
check out the whole video here: youtu.be/pZsMHnTDytg
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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good morning substance abusers
November 11, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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is gelatin powder like viagra for slimegirls
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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dicks and dongs may break my bongs but balls will never hurt me
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Moevember 2025 Day 9: Ra-Moe-na Flowers

#Simpsons #TheSimpsons #moevember
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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This is just a precursor to chemical warfare

If I ate one of these, entire city blocks would be uninhabitable like Chernobyl.
November 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I cast Power Word: Cum
November 8, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If I ever get bottom surgery I’m changing my tumblr to untitledvaginawoman
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Holy shit top surgery scars in Adventure Time?!?
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Can't tell if Cuomo is voting or eating from his grain bag
November 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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All of your trans girl oomfs are one of these
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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i owe so many video game designers an apology
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
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getting back to working on my crossbreeds soon. Here's a collection of the Johto babies I've done 🌿🔥💧
October 22, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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what if he was called banjo kafruity and he sucked cocks and kissed balls
October 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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today at my local hobby meet one of the guys posts in our group chat “bringing over a new friend of mine, I’d love to your all to meet her : )” and I get here and this is what I see
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM