Andy?
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Andy?
@emperorpartin.bsky.social
Your weird uncle
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well shit, my parents (or at least my mom) have bought into the "just the flu" bullshit after taking it relatively seriously for a few years
November 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I am actually disabled, so why do I feel like a fraud for getting SSI?
November 6, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ICE is making me root (cheer, not the Australian root) for local police departments and I don't like that
October 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
It's like they're playing the Penis Game, but instead of yelling "penis", they're trying to out-authoritarian each other
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
October 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
October 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
October 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Now that you're on government benefits, are you going to start liking Trump?"

wtf
October 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Anybody notice how much Bondi looks like Ivanka? Surely there's nothing there.
October 9, 2025 at 3:34 AM
There's too much shit.
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 PM
SSI and Medicaid approved; the Republicans are clearly trying to buy my vote
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Reposted by Andy?
when you look at the things people are doing now on their phones it makes you wonder if there was some new kind of virus a few years ago that makes people dumber every time they catch it
October 5, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Reposted by Andy?
Is this a thing people would like?
October 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Took some Tylenol; when do I learn about trains?
October 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You spend a couple hundred bucks (I think) on cable per month, why waste it by watching only one channel all day
October 3, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Gonna get my mom a brain implant to beam Fucking Fox (tm) to it 24/7 and not have to hear it
October 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Should I just get it over with and go to prison (I am a leftie who has broken many laws)?
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I know there are much more important things, but WHY DOES HE KEEP USING ADJECTIVES AS NOUNS
September 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I know this is a dumb question (and mostly rhetorical anyway), but does he seriously not know how tariffs work?
September 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Reposted by Andy?
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Are the Christians still here? Damn.
September 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If it were anyone else, you would be (rightfully) outraged at him being "silenced" but since it's Trump, you're happier than a pig in slop.
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Reposted by Andy?
Yeah, that sums it up.
September 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM