Alice Lastname
@emperorniall.bsky.social
excited to bluesky some blueskys
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Gemini: This is a great week to start a creative project. Try making something new like a blanket or a friend.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Gemini: This is a great week to start a creative project. Try making something new like a blanket or a friend.
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Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Gemini: Stop blaming yourself for things you can’t control and start blaming yourself for your terrible choices.
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Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
October 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Gemini: Wrestling with your demons is usually a metaphor for boring things like developing effective coping strategies and discipline. Not today though. Today Satan is going to hit you with a folding chair.
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Gemini: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Gemini: Have you tried turning your life off and on again?
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Gemini: Good news, you finally break out of your shell. Bad news, it's easier for predators to feast on your succulent bits.
August 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gemini: Good news, you finally break out of your shell. Bad news, it's easier for predators to feast on your succulent bits.
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Gemini: Time to get back to nature. Head out to the park, find a nice quiet spot, and start decomposing.
June 1, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Gemini: Time to get back to nature. Head out to the park, find a nice quiet spot, and start decomposing.
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Gemini: Your secret admirer will appear at your doorstep with an anatomically correct Jar Jar Binks ventriloquist dummy.
May 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Gemini: Your secret admirer will appear at your doorstep with an anatomically correct Jar Jar Binks ventriloquist dummy.
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Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
April 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Happy Neil day to all who celebrate
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Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.
April 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Gemini: Your goal may seem out of reach, but that’s only because it’s totally unrealistic.
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Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
March 19, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami
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Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Gemini: You will be suddenly struck by a sense of clarity and optimism about the future, and then a hail of bullets.
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[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
2025 is gonna be my year
December 7, 2024 at 11:41 PM
[unintelligible through tears]
2025 is gonna be my year
2025 is gonna be my year
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Gemini: Relax. Take a deep cleansing breath. Now go back to fucking up your life.
December 8, 2024 at 6:29 PM
Gemini: Relax. Take a deep cleansing breath. Now go back to fucking up your life.
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Gemini: You’re two people. One of them is bad, but the other one is terrible.
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Gemini: You’re two people. One of them is bad, but the other one is terrible.