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Émile: Air Will Be Bud
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Thirty-something trans bitch in Boston. I was called a ‘gender tourist’ once as an insult but joke’s on you, I’m into that shit

Here to be a problem
WHICH MOVIE
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
It’s like religion for boring people

And I’d like to apologize to every religious person on the planet for this statement
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Reject political calvinism in all its forms. Your clinical depression is not praxis
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Leftists dreaming of a ’populist coalition’ with the right are so funny, because at least Charlie Brown remembered all the times Lucy wouldn’t let him kick the football before. Left-populists don’t even have THAT going for them.
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Catastrophic for Republicans to be underwater with white voters. It’s like the “leopards eating faces” party being underwater with leopards.
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hazbin is interesting in that while it draws on Christian mythology, it also does really understand or care very much about its source material. That’s not a criticism, simply a description.
November 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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it’s also entirely possible to criticize the excesses of American foreign policy without doing this shit, which is the strangest part. “i think GWoT was bad because we killed a bunch of people and it didn’t work” is entirely coherent!
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Any statement attributing agency to ‘capital’ is functionally the same thing as David Icke lizard people shit, but with less dignity
November 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
He’s only right if you fundamentally don’t understand climate change, fascism, capitalism, touching grass, or having real friends
November 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Affected authenticity is an actual scourge upon the body psychic
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If anyone ever sends me a video longer than five minutes unless I *specifically* requested a video longer than five minutes, I will messily devour them on the spot. With ketchup.
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Bsky is a continuation of Twitter culture, and it turns out that even without Nazis running the place, that culture was evil
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
It’s not ‘scientific orthodox,’ it’s literal proven fact. You fucking craven fascist piece of shit.
November 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
and if you think THAT’S unfair, you should see what I think of YouTube review channels and every single current AND former employee of Channel Awesome or the Escapist. That attitude, I must confess, has evolved into a bespoke form of bigotry
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Part of this certainly does stem from the fact that I hold most professional arts/media critics in the same regard that I hold for unordered pickles, rocks in my shoe, and Pol Pot apologists, so I’ll admit that I’m not unbiased
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I maintain a decent view of human nature as a whole as my sole talisman against insanity, but some people are Just Shitheads
November 21, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Stop, I can only get so erect
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
It absolutely gets my ass that the entire basis for Marxist theory is built around historical shifts in the economic powerbase *that didn’t actually happen*. There was no transition from feudalism to capitalism because the former is imaginary and now I’m not so sure about the latter either
November 21, 2025 at 5:59 PM
especially because most medievalists don’t even think ‘feudalism’ was an actual thing other than a retroactive term used to describe a bunch of unrelated concepts used over hundreds of years in different places
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Isolationists and fascists aren’t so much ‘kissing cousins’ as they are ‘cousins who bang regularly and never use protection,’ so this all checks out
November 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM