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we’re so back

🎶Gimme the skeets boy to ease my soul🎶

most sharks never stop swimming because they are haunted by past mistakes and if they pause for even a moment grief will overwhelm them

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country

A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar. All three of them are Daniel Day-Lewis

Trump changing the Gulf of Mexico to “Gulf of America” is the equivalent of Elon changing Twitter to “X”.

Like, sure YOU can change it, but there’s no way in hell I’ll ever call it that, idiot.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest

woke up thinking about the Lego Cullen House today

this is also how i cope

I made a little starter pack of some of my artist friends who are coming here from Instagram. I will be updating it so check back periodically. 💖

go.bsky.app/QAFEivc

i was just joking about this. i don't recall the exact point in my life at which i understood the relationship between bread and toast, but i imagine i was probably two or three years old

bluesky, the everything app

You won't believe this. My team and I make this show called SciShow that works hard to be rigorous and accurate while also being appealing and entertaining.

We reach a LOT of people every year with episodes about crabs and neutrinos and gender and cancer and vaccines.

It's great, I love it.