evan m k brown
@emkb.bsky.social
OUch!1 tryyibg to typ AaBIo bUt thee keyborrf TOo hOt !
Tongue for Professor Bing
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Tongue for Professor Bing
I’d love to see The Rock stuck in a water slide like Augustus Gloop.
July 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’d love to see The Rock stuck in a water slide like Augustus Gloop.
Free idea for those young men and woman and people who aren’t afraid to get up off of that THANG…and WORK for once:
- DOOR TO DOOR BARBER -
- DOOR TO DOOR BARBER -
May 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Free idea for those young men and woman and people who aren’t afraid to get up off of that THANG…and WORK for once:
- DOOR TO DOOR BARBER -
- DOOR TO DOOR BARBER -
Lotta extra room in here
May 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Lotta extra room in here
Reposted by evan m k brown
Imagine if your baby grew up to be a cowboy and you heard that song, how attacked you would feel as a momma
February 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine if your baby grew up to be a cowboy and you heard that song, how attacked you would feel as a momma
shoutout to alvin tostig and his brand new son
February 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
shoutout to alvin tostig and his brand new son
Started watching the xfiles and thus far, I could defeat every creature easily by hitting them in the back of the head with a brick.
fox and dana!! I urge you to try this!!
fox and dana!! I urge you to try this!!
January 30, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Started watching the xfiles and thus far, I could defeat every creature easily by hitting them in the back of the head with a brick.
fox and dana!! I urge you to try this!!
fox and dana!! I urge you to try this!!
Reposted by evan m k brown
Why is everyone so impressed jimmy carter died?
Pretty much anyone can do that.
Call me when jimmy c. does a triple backflip. Now we’re talking!!
Pretty much anyone can do that.
Call me when jimmy c. does a triple backflip. Now we’re talking!!
December 29, 2024 at 10:21 PM
Why is everyone so impressed jimmy carter died?
Pretty much anyone can do that.
Call me when jimmy c. does a triple backflip. Now we’re talking!!
Pretty much anyone can do that.
Call me when jimmy c. does a triple backflip. Now we’re talking!!
Reposted by evan m k brown
Able to see all human acts at all times, Santa has witnessed unspeakable horrors. But he must stay silent, hold it in, for his job isn’t about that. It’s about the children. It’s about if the children were good or bad
December 25, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Able to see all human acts at all times, Santa has witnessed unspeakable horrors. But he must stay silent, hold it in, for his job isn’t about that. It’s about the children. It’s about if the children were good or bad
Is red the only color that elicits intense emotions in a bull??
Would a royal purple make a bull feel joyous & full of purpose??
I wonder what color would make a bull feel ennui…
Would a royal purple make a bull feel joyous & full of purpose??
I wonder what color would make a bull feel ennui…
December 19, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Is red the only color that elicits intense emotions in a bull??
Would a royal purple make a bull feel joyous & full of purpose??
I wonder what color would make a bull feel ennui…
Would a royal purple make a bull feel joyous & full of purpose??
I wonder what color would make a bull feel ennui…
Reposted by evan m k brown
The simpsons should all be named Bart. Could still have diff bodies, etc
December 15, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The simpsons should all be named Bart. Could still have diff bodies, etc
Reposted by evan m k brown
if Tom Cruise wants me to watch his movies, I expect him to watch mine
December 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
if Tom Cruise wants me to watch his movies, I expect him to watch mine
You gotta love sprite: that popular lemon-lime beverage
December 14, 2024 at 1:19 AM
You gotta love sprite: that popular lemon-lime beverage
can’t stop creating adorable little guys
December 4, 2024 at 11:11 PM
can’t stop creating adorable little guys
Reposted by evan m k brown
i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church
November 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
i haven't smoked a cigarette or attended church in a long time but man, if the opportunity presented itself and the coast looked clear enough i would absolutely love to smoke in church
everybody on earth should be required to put out a Christmas album… at least once in their life.
November 21, 2024 at 6:14 AM
everybody on earth should be required to put out a Christmas album… at least once in their life.
Reposted by evan m k brown
Share this if ur cool
November 16, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Share this if ur cool
Donald Duck. Some don’t like his methods but at the end of the day I respect the hell out of him!
November 16, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Donald Duck. Some don’t like his methods but at the end of the day I respect the hell out of him!