We got ‘im, boys

Dick Slicker?

Pump up video before family court sounds like an absolutely cursed genre.

I’m getting a lot of “gentle parenting ruined my children” content that I definitely didn’t ask for

Side note: Rigid Autistic Children is a pretty good name for an indie band

Changing out the fake floral arrangement in this vase has become my favourite middle aged mom move. This was Halloween. I’m a lousy housekeeper but I make sure there are pretty things that make me smile in my messy cluttered house anyway.

There are federal employees who have been working for years but don’t have a permanent contract in place. Attrition sounds like people leaving voluntarily or retiring, but it’s actually people depending on these jobs for their livelihood never knowing when suddenly their contract won’t be renewed.

It gave me the phrase “buzz one out” and also every time I meet a guy with a bad last name I think of “Penny Hartz-Hitler”

I love this for you

Thanks for the good news!

“Stranger who knows all my deepest struggles and secrets but is ethically obligated to not acknowledge even knowing me in public” is a weird person to encounter every day lol