Em MacKenzie
@emilymackenz.bsky.social
yeg-based queer AuDHD mom of 2, working in tech and making bad art with great enthusiasm. she/her
Put on Pluribus knowing nothing about it except that Rhea Seehorn is in it, and am delighted to learn that it’s my favourite genre: shows about women who kind of suck
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Put on Pluribus knowing nothing about it except that Rhea Seehorn is in it, and am delighted to learn that it’s my favourite genre: shows about women who kind of suck
Once on a date this 50yo fuckboy told me about going on an ayahuasca retreat and spending the whole time just violently vomiting and wishing for death while some lady rubbed his feet and tried to keep him from dying in her yurt and still tried to spin it as his spiritual enlightenment moment.
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Once on a date this 50yo fuckboy told me about going on an ayahuasca retreat and spending the whole time just violently vomiting and wishing for death while some lady rubbed his feet and tried to keep him from dying in her yurt and still tried to spin it as his spiritual enlightenment moment.
Just a reminder that my dog is a very good and handsome boy
November 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Just a reminder that my dog is a very good and handsome boy
We are ✨emotionally fragile✨ today, friends
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We are ✨emotionally fragile✨ today, friends
Sincerely thought American Thanksgiving was last week. Why do you guys talk about it for so long
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sincerely thought American Thanksgiving was last week. Why do you guys talk about it for so long
I love that Epcor consistently direct debits my utility bill the day before payday. Perfect, well done.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I love that Epcor consistently direct debits my utility bill the day before payday. Perfect, well done.
The difference between me and the Instagram adhd crowd is that I am actually GETTING THESE EMAILS MY INBOX IS FULL OF THEM AAAGGGHHH DO YOU GUYS NOT GET THE EMAILS??
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The difference between me and the Instagram adhd crowd is that I am actually GETTING THESE EMAILS MY INBOX IS FULL OF THEM AAAGGGHHH DO YOU GUYS NOT GET THE EMAILS??
It’s so weird to me when people dread Christmas shopping. My biggest character flaw is my bottomless enthusiasm for buying things. I have been christmas shopping for months.
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s so weird to me when people dread Christmas shopping. My biggest character flaw is my bottomless enthusiasm for buying things. I have been christmas shopping for months.
A year ago today I went on a date I was sooo excited about. He had nothing but bottled water because he was so scared of gluten contamination. He asked if I was ok with his bald spot. He cleared the snow and ice off my car while I sat inside and then kissed me so well I forgot all about the cold.
November 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A year ago today I went on a date I was sooo excited about. He had nothing but bottled water because he was so scared of gluten contamination. He asked if I was ok with his bald spot. He cleared the snow and ice off my car while I sat inside and then kissed me so well I forgot all about the cold.
Don’t ask me what I want for Christmas you already know what I want for Christmas (more bird figurines)
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Don’t ask me what I want for Christmas you already know what I want for Christmas (more bird figurines)
Me, watching sci-fi movies: oh nice, an autistic character
The movie: no this is a sentient robot that all the other characters abuse
The movie: no this is a sentient robot that all the other characters abuse
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Me, watching sci-fi movies: oh nice, an autistic character
The movie: no this is a sentient robot that all the other characters abuse
The movie: no this is a sentient robot that all the other characters abuse
The best part of being 39 is how sometimes you get a little zit right on a “fine line” on your face and it turns it into full fledged wrinkle somehow. With a zit in it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The best part of being 39 is how sometimes you get a little zit right on a “fine line” on your face and it turns it into full fledged wrinkle somehow. With a zit in it.
Woke up at 4am to the sounds of a distant but intense argument. Wondered if I should call the cops, and if it was safe to poke my head out the front door to see if someone was in danger. Then the furnace turned off and in the quiet I realized it was SpongeBob and Patrick fighting on the tv.
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Woke up at 4am to the sounds of a distant but intense argument. Wondered if I should call the cops, and if it was safe to poke my head out the front door to see if someone was in danger. Then the furnace turned off and in the quiet I realized it was SpongeBob and Patrick fighting on the tv.
What’s awesome about grief is that when things are awesome you can be like “but I’ve been robbed of sharing this awesome thing with my parents” and then you get to be really sad again
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s awesome about grief is that when things are awesome you can be like “but I’ve been robbed of sharing this awesome thing with my parents” and then you get to be really sad again
Unexpected big change in my job today and while it is a good thing I am still spiralling a bit because UNEXPECTED BIG CHANGE
November 19, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Unexpected big change in my job today and while it is a good thing I am still spiralling a bit because UNEXPECTED BIG CHANGE
Realized as I was dancing in my kitchen today that my go-to dance move is just the badger from joe cartoon
a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field
ALT: a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field
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November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Realized as I was dancing in my kitchen today that my go-to dance move is just the badger from joe cartoon
My boyfriend got a new job not realizing my best friend’s boyfriend also works there (small business, so this is a bonkers coincidence) and they both texted us today saying how much they like each other and announcing their friendship. Hell yeah, double friends!
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My boyfriend got a new job not realizing my best friend’s boyfriend also works there (small business, so this is a bonkers coincidence) and they both texted us today saying how much they like each other and announcing their friendship. Hell yeah, double friends!
My niece has discovered The Black Parade and her random unsolicited MCR texts make me so happy
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My niece has discovered The Black Parade and her random unsolicited MCR texts make me so happy
Wouldn’t confess to this with a gun to my head
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wouldn’t confess to this with a gun to my head
My shaggy dude went to a barbershop for a real haircut instead of just buzzing it himself and they made him so fucking fine I don’t know how to act right
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My shaggy dude went to a barbershop for a real haircut instead of just buzzing it himself and they made him so fucking fine I don’t know how to act right
First Christmas in a while where I haven’t been catastrophically broke or in the middle of major life upheaval and I’m PSYCHED, I bought a pretty new wreath today and it wasn’t even from the dollar store, we’re about to be festive affff
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
First Christmas in a while where I haven’t been catastrophically broke or in the middle of major life upheaval and I’m PSYCHED, I bought a pretty new wreath today and it wasn’t even from the dollar store, we’re about to be festive affff
I bought a long layered lace skirt and I kind of want to wear it every day but I know I’ll look insane wearing the same big mauve skirt daily (and lace isn’t particularly good at standing up to heavy wear). Would I look more or less insane if I bought several slightly different ones? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I bought a long layered lace skirt and I kind of want to wear it every day but I know I’ll look insane wearing the same big mauve skirt daily (and lace isn’t particularly good at standing up to heavy wear). Would I look more or less insane if I bought several slightly different ones? 🤔
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I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
Bats deck did nothing and lost horribly in game one and then did the thing and pulled out a victory in game two 💪 🦇
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...
Bats! Everywhere Bats! - Commander (Zoraline, Cosmos Caller)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bats deck did nothing and lost horribly in game one and then did the thing and pulled out a victory in game two 💪 🦇
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...
Bats! Everywhere Bats! - Commander (Zoraline, Cosmos Caller)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...