Em MacKenzie
@emilymackenz.bsky.social
yeg-based queer AuDHD mom of 2, working in tech and making bad art with great enthusiasm. she/her
Realized as I was dancing in my kitchen today that my go-to dance move is just the badger from joe cartoon
a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field
ALT: a bunch of badgers are dancing in a field
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November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Realized as I was dancing in my kitchen today that my go-to dance move is just the badger from joe cartoon
My boyfriend got a new job not realizing my best friend’s boyfriend also works there (small business, so this is a bonkers coincidence) and they both texted us today saying how much they like each other and announcing their friendship. Hell yeah, double friends!
November 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My boyfriend got a new job not realizing my best friend’s boyfriend also works there (small business, so this is a bonkers coincidence) and they both texted us today saying how much they like each other and announcing their friendship. Hell yeah, double friends!
My niece has discovered The Black Parade and her random unsolicited MCR texts make me so happy
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
My niece has discovered The Black Parade and her random unsolicited MCR texts make me so happy
Wouldn’t confess to this with a gun to my head
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Wouldn’t confess to this with a gun to my head
My shaggy dude went to a barbershop for a real haircut instead of just buzzing it himself and they made him so fucking fine I don’t know how to act right
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
My shaggy dude went to a barbershop for a real haircut instead of just buzzing it himself and they made him so fucking fine I don’t know how to act right
First Christmas in a while where I haven’t been catastrophically broke or in the middle of major life upheaval and I’m PSYCHED, I bought a pretty new wreath today and it wasn’t even from the dollar store, we’re about to be festive affff
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
First Christmas in a while where I haven’t been catastrophically broke or in the middle of major life upheaval and I’m PSYCHED, I bought a pretty new wreath today and it wasn’t even from the dollar store, we’re about to be festive affff
I bought a long layered lace skirt and I kind of want to wear it every day but I know I’ll look insane wearing the same big mauve skirt daily (and lace isn’t particularly good at standing up to heavy wear). Would I look more or less insane if I bought several slightly different ones? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I bought a long layered lace skirt and I kind of want to wear it every day but I know I’ll look insane wearing the same big mauve skirt daily (and lace isn’t particularly good at standing up to heavy wear). Would I look more or less insane if I bought several slightly different ones? 🤔
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I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
The latest iteration of this doomed cycle is... a product that shows us what it would be like if you could pull up an avatar of a dead loved one on your phone whenever you wanted to and "talk" with them. www.welcometohellworld.com/for-all-thei...
November 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I am by no means a religious person but sitting in front of a grave and having the faith to feel the presence of a person who is no longer on this earth will be much better for your heart than hallucinating them on your phone
Bats deck did nothing and lost horribly in game one and then did the thing and pulled out a victory in game two 💪 🦇
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...
Bats! Everywhere Bats! - Commander (Zoraline, Cosmos Caller)
A deck created using Moxfield.
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November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bats deck did nothing and lost horribly in game one and then did the thing and pulled out a victory in game two 💪 🦇
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...
Bats! Everywhere Bats! - Commander (Zoraline, Cosmos Caller)
A deck created using Moxfield.
moxfield.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
It’s MTG night and I’m debuting a new bats deck. Wish me and Zoraline luck moxfield.com/decks/eKLvid...
Seeing how much Christmas decorating I can do before my rigid autistic children start scolding me about it not being December yet
November 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Seeing how much Christmas decorating I can do before my rigid autistic children start scolding me about it not being December yet
My kids still need all new winter gear every year and it’s expensive but on the plus side my 11yo now shares my shoe size, so this year’s new boots for her can be my gently used boots next winter when she needs a replacement again.
November 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My kids still need all new winter gear every year and it’s expensive but on the plus side my 11yo now shares my shoe size, so this year’s new boots for her can be my gently used boots next winter when she needs a replacement again.
Gah, trying to finish up my hairdo after some elaborate heat styling and grabbed the wrong can, hit my roots with a heavy spray of saline wound wash instead of dry texturizing spray. 🤦♀️
November 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Gah, trying to finish up my hairdo after some elaborate heat styling and grabbed the wrong can, hit my roots with a heavy spray of saline wound wash instead of dry texturizing spray. 🤦♀️
A fun fact about me is I unknowingly transferred my kid to the same school as my therapist’s kid and now I have to avoid eye contact at after school pickup because we both know I desperately need therapy and have not been doing it
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A fun fact about me is I unknowingly transferred my kid to the same school as my therapist’s kid and now I have to avoid eye contact at after school pickup because we both know I desperately need therapy and have not been doing it
I put on a devil horn headband and set my teams background to hell fire for my morning standup but then teams glitched out and disabled my camera as soon as I called in 😑
October 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I put on a devil horn headband and set my teams background to hell fire for my morning standup but then teams glitched out and disabled my camera as soon as I called in 😑
I know the job market is brutal right now but thought I’d mention my employer, which I recommend highly, is hiring several roles for web/software developers, UX, and writers. Come work with me! www.lawdepot.ca/career/
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October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I know the job market is brutal right now but thought I’d mention my employer, which I recommend highly, is hiring several roles for web/software developers, UX, and writers. Come work with me! www.lawdepot.ca/career/
Give it to me straight: can I change out the jewelry myself on basic ear lobe piercings after 6 weeks? If I just put in something basic and continue leaving it in 24/7? My piercer said basically leave it alone for six months but I want a change dammit and many sources say after 6 weeks is fine 🤷♀️
October 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Give it to me straight: can I change out the jewelry myself on basic ear lobe piercings after 6 weeks? If I just put in something basic and continue leaving it in 24/7? My piercer said basically leave it alone for six months but I want a change dammit and many sources say after 6 weeks is fine 🤷♀️
It’s 7:24am and I’m at the airport Boston pizza crushing a coffee and gluten free spicy perogy pizza for maximum midflight digestive crisis
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
It’s 7:24am and I’m at the airport Boston pizza crushing a coffee and gluten free spicy perogy pizza for maximum midflight digestive crisis
Honest question: are there people named Spencer who aren’t Mormon?
October 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Honest question: are there people named Spencer who aren’t Mormon?
I suck at social media lately and I fear it is because I’m happy
October 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I suck at social media lately and I fear it is because I’m happy
Just had a weird little eureka moment at work where I realized that when someone proposes a certain approach and I respond with ok, here’s the potential problems and complications with that… they take it as me thinking their approach is bad. I am just trying to make it work bro!
October 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just had a weird little eureka moment at work where I realized that when someone proposes a certain approach and I respond with ok, here’s the potential problems and complications with that… they take it as me thinking their approach is bad. I am just trying to make it work bro!
I wish supervising bath time didn’t feel like being a prison warden but whenever I’m like “time for some age appropriate independence” my son empties every shampoo bottle and somehow there are suds dripping from the heat vents in the basement
October 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wish supervising bath time didn’t feel like being a prison warden but whenever I’m like “time for some age appropriate independence” my son empties every shampoo bottle and somehow there are suds dripping from the heat vents in the basement
Trying to learn 3D rendering as a longtime 2D designer and it’s fucking with my brain a bit. What do you mean it’s easier to add resolution than to take it away.
October 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Trying to learn 3D rendering as a longtime 2D designer and it’s fucking with my brain a bit. What do you mean it’s easier to add resolution than to take it away.
Once I got this long DM from a stranger on twitter telling me how hot I was but suggesting I would be much hotter if I got contacts instead of glasses and now I basically have to wear glasses every day of my life to spite that guy specifically
October 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Once I got this long DM from a stranger on twitter telling me how hot I was but suggesting I would be much hotter if I got contacts instead of glasses and now I basically have to wear glasses every day of my life to spite that guy specifically
I accidentally bought a cardigan with buttons but I’m being so brave about it
October 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I accidentally bought a cardigan with buttons but I’m being so brave about it