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Em
@emgran.bsky.social
Vintage internet, from an internet vampire. 🟨🟣🏳️‍⚧️
Quote Tweets on Twitter be like:
April 22, 2025 at 10:23 AM
This is a terrible idea. And it's beautiful.
February 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Also, writing on your own wall is self-promoting and rude.
I think Facebook should go back to being monetized by Gifts.
January 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I think Facebook should go back to being monetized by Gifts.
January 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Lots of people have followed me this evening; please do not be disappointed as I post here about once a month or so.

Happy New Year!
January 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
December 17, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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Intel launched the Pentium processor in 1993. Unfortunately, dividing sometimes gave a slightly wrong answer, the famous FDIV bug. Replacing the faulty chips cost Intel $475 million. I reverse-engineered the circuitry and can explain the bug. 1/9
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
December 6, 2024 at 5:12 PM
In The Old Days, we died younger and were much shorter. Nevertheless, the white men dutifully wore a suit and tie. Even in ancient Rome.
December 5, 2024 at 1:26 AM
There's an old parable about two AIs, one which cannot tell the truth, and another which cannot tell the truth.
December 5, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Twitter expats on this Web Site talk like this:
December 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Quote this with whom you would be on the Star Trek. #StarTrek
December 4, 2024 at 11:44 PM
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finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years
December 4, 2024 at 9:11 PM
I still use my parallel port, but I sigh internally whenever I have to use USB A instead of USB C.
December 4, 2024 at 6:38 PM
What is "RT", in Skyspeak? RS?

Anyway, RS if you enjoy random alternative units of measurement.
December 3, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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I see this postcard posted online a lot with "ca. 1910". Since she has a newspaper in her lap I thought maybe I could get a little more specific, so I went on a research binge and found it. It's a copy of Le Mirror from August, 1915. gallica.bnf.fr/ark:/12148/b...
December 2, 2024 at 5:58 PM
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I didn’t leave X because people there had different opinions and ideologies, I left because it stopped being fun. I get on social media to chat with people who think thinking is fun. X stopped being a place where that was true.
December 1, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Be wary of online scams, especially if you are buying your loved ones Various Helmet this year.
Make sure the goods are good this holiday season! #CyberMonday
December 2, 2024 at 5:25 PM
I'm told Bluesky Moderation is getting a bit more aggressive lately. Are sexy tables allowed? These are not allowed on The Meta.
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Why does my online pet store have cyber Monday deals?

Do people have bionic cats these days?
December 1, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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Bettir 934 followeres on Blueskye than 90,000 on twytter
December 1, 2024 at 3:42 AM
In 2011 we all briefly joined Google Plus, the new social media platform which was going to replace Facebook. This was my reaction.
December 1, 2024 at 11:14 AM
The CAT was an acoustic coupler modem (pictured below). I think it's beautiful. 21st century modems look like a Google Nest. I think modems should look useful, like they might send you a picture of a cat.

The CAT's peak bandwidth was 300 bits per second, or as we would say nowadays, 0.9 Cat/μcc
November 30, 2024 at 11:52 PM
[Serious Post.]

Does anyone know of any intersex lists / starter packs?

Would it be useful if I made one?
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
I would like to propose the following Standard Units of Measurement for my Skyposting.

b (banana - distance) = 20 cm
B (Banana - mass) = 120g
cc (scaramucci - time) = 10 days
November 30, 2024 at 11:02 PM