Erin McKean
emckean.bsky.social
Erin McKean
@emckean.bsky.social
Wording at Wordnik until the words stop.
Any major dude with half a heart, surely will tell you, my friend
Any minor world that breaks apart, falls together again
When the demon is at your door
In the morning, it won't be there no more
Any major dude will tell you
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I put my dresses on one torso at a time just like every other person
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The collective noun for leaf blowers is a SCOURGE
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
It's the 11th of the month! Sending out the Things I Learned While Looking Up Other Things newsletter a little late this month, but this edition has a lot of art-related links (including a MERCURY FOUNTAIN), some weird forensic science, and a really good name. buttondown.com/thingslearne...
November 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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We've filed 'The Montana Plan' with the Montana SOS. This is your Constitutional Initiative to make Citizens United irrelevant by simply removing a corporation's power to spend in elections.
October 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Sometimes you have an idea so dumb that you HAVE to do it (I didn’t get this up in time for Halloween though)
November 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I think we should bring back vibe spelling. Just add extra letters wherever, as you feel ‘em. Things can be frantick or hectick if you need that superfluous ’k’ edge. Resist the tyranny of received orthography!
November 9, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I want a tracker, with arrows! I want interviews with their current and new neighbors! I want weekly followups until they get a new driver's license in their new state!
Okay so which publication will be regularly calling every richie rich who claimed they were gonna leave NYC to confirm if they have left yet.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
beginning to believe “neurotypical” is one of those words like “phlogiston” or “meritocracy” or “unicorn” that describes something that does not, in fact, exist
October 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
This was a very satisfying read, I recommend
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Applications for the European Master in Lexicography (EMLex) (an international Master’s degree programme (120 ECTS) that has been offered since 2009) are now open! Deadline 2 Feb 2026 emlex.eu.usc.gal/web/
EMlex Home | Emlex. European Master in Lexicography
emlex.eu.usc.gal
October 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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40 million Americans may go hungry in November because their SNAP funding is at risk.

40 million people at a time when most are already struggling to put food on the table.

Trump just gave 40 billion to Argentina.

That could feed every American.

That could easily fund SNAP.

America first?
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
If you missed it, @gofundme.com has set up (without consent) funding pages for nonprofits. Just got a mealy-mouthed reply from their Trust and Safety team with no answer as to when they will take these unauthorized pages down. Supposedly you have to "claim" the page to get it removed. Super-scammy.
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.

Yet we can’t afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.

Shame.
October 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
It's the 11th of the month, so time for another Things I Learned While Looking Up Other Things newsletter, including sloyd, pranking autocrats, and gustatory-auditory synesthesia. buttondown.com/thingslearne...
October 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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All I want in life is to persuade everyone, when encountering politics & culture, to ask, "why are we talking about this?" I mean that very literally: anything you encounter on your screens reflects a choice. Someone covered that, talked about that, rather than the many other things out there. Why?
October 10, 2025 at 10:18 AM
new retronym alert: "brain coding" domm.plix.at/perl/2025_10... (via @simonwillison.net)
domm / Perl / I brain coded a static image gallery in a few hours: snig.pl
domm.plix.at
October 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Want to work on open source full time? The @roost.tools engineering team is starting to hatch! Come build OSS tools making a difference in Trust & Safety.

This is a fully remote role, though some schedule overlap with North American time zones is expected.

www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/43...
ROOST.tools hiring Staff Software Engineer in United States | LinkedIn
Posted 8:52:18 PM. About ROOSTROOST is a community effort to build scalable and resilient safety infrastructure for…See this and similar jobs on LinkedIn.
www.linkedin.com
October 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I loved this piece about the fate of the Fairyland dandelion sculpture from @reveleth.com www.coyotemedia.org/where-did-th...
Where did the Fairyland dandelions go?
For more than 45 years, three huge steel and bronze dandelion puffs reached for the sky outside Children’s Fairyland only to disappear without a trace. COYOTE went on a quest to find them.
www.coyotemedia.org
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Kavanaugh Stop is now part of the legal lexicon.
September 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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As a resident of #Portland it is impossible to capture how unhinged this is. We are a low crime city and the ICE protest "siege" consists of one auxiliary ICE office that normally has at most a dozen weirdos debating what performance art they should use to block a single driveway
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It's the 11th (probably nobody needs to be reminded of that today) so time for a new edition of Things I Learned While Looking Up Other Things. The theme is "links I emailed to myself", including zipper bags, thermochauvinism, and Frankish weather-magi. buttondown.com/thingslearne...
September 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If you were waiting for my sister @katemckean.bsky.social's great newsletter for writers, Agents and Books, to leave Substack before signing up, well do I have good news for you!!! www.agentsandbooks.com/oh-hello
Oh Hello
Please Excuse the Mess While I Unpack Hey friends, guess what? I moved over to Ghost! I'd been on Substack for almost seven years, and frankly, it was time to go. If you're not seeing my newsletter r...
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September 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM