Ember Asche (Long Live Eggbug)
@emberasche.bsky.social
38 y/o. Mad scientist lemur, occasional supervillain, pervert. Expect furry porn reskeets, vore and other such things. Minors and fascists GTFO. Trans rights are human rights.
She/they. (Player accepts all pronouns). https://emberasche.carrd.co/
She/they. (Player accepts all pronouns). https://emberasche.carrd.co/
Pinned
Heck with it, I'll give this a shot!
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not cool dude, read the room
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
not cool dude, read the room
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I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I want to very gently say something, and I hope nobody will be mad: If somebody on the internet says something that is NOT about politics and NOT about how terrible everything is, it’s a kindness not to reflexively make a comment (in jest or not) that brings it back to those things.
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ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ARTISTS! You can DISABLE this feature! Protect yourself and don't assume that you're safe if you're an sfw artist!
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This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
This feature can be disabled by going to Invoicing -> Feedback and toggling 'Collect feedback' off there (on a business account, at least)
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Conservatives crying about liberal bias has never been about any actual concerns over political bias. It’s always been because conservatives are wrong about nearly everything, and are pissed that their shitty ideas aren’t treated as equally as people’s who actually know what they’re talking about.
November 20, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Conservatives crying about liberal bias has never been about any actual concerns over political bias. It’s always been because conservatives are wrong about nearly everything, and are pissed that their shitty ideas aren’t treated as equally as people’s who actually know what they’re talking about.
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I guess there's no chance of him getting sunburn if he's buried under @chunkerbuns.bsky.social 's Haley like that
November 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I guess there's no chance of him getting sunburn if he's buried under @chunkerbuns.bsky.social 's Haley like that
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One of my sonas, Ginger, art from my personal doodles. Love this cat SM.
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
One of my sonas, Ginger, art from my personal doodles. Love this cat SM.
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CW: #Vore #Djgestion #No_Cookie
He was too busy looking at her bust to see that the date wasnt going all too well in his favor. At least he paid for dinner.
He was too busy looking at her bust to see that the date wasnt going all too well in his favor. At least he paid for dinner.
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
CW: #Vore #Djgestion #No_Cookie
He was too busy looking at her bust to see that the date wasnt going all too well in his favor. At least he paid for dinner.
He was too busy looking at her bust to see that the date wasnt going all too well in his favor. At least he paid for dinner.
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🚨 Yet again Ted Cruz and Steve Scalise are trying to sneak in a moratorium on state GenAi legislation.
If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.
We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.
We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
🚨 Yet again Ted Cruz and Steve Scalise are trying to sneak in a moratorium on state GenAi legislation.
If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.
We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
If passed states can no longer enact laws for transparency, child safety, privacy, environmental protection etc.
We got 3 days to stop this. Call now!
www.senate.gov/senators/sen...
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legitimately the only thing my brain wants to do lately
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 AM
legitimately the only thing my brain wants to do lately
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i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
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For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For the love of god DO NOT talk to pypl about me or anyone else you commission. Yes even sfw stuff because what's sfw to us might be too spicy for those asshats.
No snitching 🫵
No snitching 🫵
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CW: Vore (CV), Hyper, Size Difference
I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!
I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
CW: Vore (CV), Hyper, Size Difference
I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!
I'm not saying that the inevitable fate of all of her friends is to add to her (already very ample) frame, but willpower was never Tal's strong suit, and after an evening wining and dining it was almost inevitable... Poor Kesh. Hardly his first rodeo, mind you!
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okay so hear me out
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
okay so hear me out
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
sylveon can learn hyper beam right
and has the ribbon things right
you know what I'm thinking?
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ピンチ Pixel art without AI
February 24, 2025 at 3:14 PM
ピンチ Pixel art without AI
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cw//sweat, big butt, implied vore
“Ah. Your friends. Of course, they’re accentuating my rear. You can come and touch them if you wish. Or you could join them on my waistline.”
Bday gift from @bemmer.bsky.social and made by @morelikevora.bsky.social
“Ah. Your friends. Of course, they’re accentuating my rear. You can come and touch them if you wish. Or you could join them on my waistline.”
Bday gift from @bemmer.bsky.social and made by @morelikevora.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 5:02 PM
cw//sweat, big butt, implied vore
“Ah. Your friends. Of course, they’re accentuating my rear. You can come and touch them if you wish. Or you could join them on my waistline.”
Bday gift from @bemmer.bsky.social and made by @morelikevora.bsky.social
“Ah. Your friends. Of course, they’re accentuating my rear. You can come and touch them if you wish. Or you could join them on my waistline.”
Bday gift from @bemmer.bsky.social and made by @morelikevora.bsky.social
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If you disabled NSFW filters on here but still can't see people's posts, remember to dig further into Advanced > Bluesky Moderation Service and set this specific "cartoon" NSFW filter to Off as well
because why make things easy when they can be convoluted
because why make things easy when they can be convoluted
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
If you disabled NSFW filters on here but still can't see people's posts, remember to dig further into Advanced > Bluesky Moderation Service and set this specific "cartoon" NSFW filter to Off as well
because why make things easy when they can be convoluted
because why make things easy when they can be convoluted
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists