Elyse Joseph
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Elyse Joseph
@elysejoseph.bsky.social
· Dec 13
The only downside of my ass is that you have to go through my personality to get to it
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Think I have job poisoning
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Think I have job poisoning
I could see this being an inconvenient time to be 6' 7" tall
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I could see this being an inconvenient time to be 6' 7" tall
Catch me in the barnes and noble coffee shop flexing my library book
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Catch me in the barnes and noble coffee shop flexing my library book
Not I, but Zoloft
December 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Not I, but Zoloft
Imagine surviving the apocalypse and then getting stuck with someone who started prepping in, like, 2020
December 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Imagine surviving the apocalypse and then getting stuck with someone who started prepping in, like, 2020
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
Bluesky gave their icon a tasteful bbl
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Bluesky gave their icon a tasteful bbl
One cannot possibly imagine Prometheus happy
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
One cannot possibly imagine Prometheus happy
Laughing all the way to the bank; crying all the way from the bank
October 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Laughing all the way to the bank; crying all the way from the bank
The economy: *in shambles*
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
The economy: *in shambles*
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Me, spending my last $6 on mozzarella sticks: hope this helps :)
Broke but happy does NOT mean happy about being broke
October 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Broke but happy does NOT mean happy about being broke
I, I took the road less traveled by, and I gotta say this road SUCKS
October 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I, I took the road less traveled by, and I gotta say this road SUCKS
Listen. This ain't my first rodeo, nor indeed my first time riding this horse specifically
October 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Listen. This ain't my first rodeo, nor indeed my first time riding this horse specifically
Girl you have done it again ! Constantly lowering the bar for us all ! And doing it flawlessly !
October 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Girl you have done it again ! Constantly lowering the bar for us all ! And doing it flawlessly !
Mfs will follow the most heinous turn of phrase with "if you will." No, my brother, I will not....
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Mfs will follow the most heinous turn of phrase with "if you will." No, my brother, I will not....
I'm back on the market boys! Everyone form a single file line
October 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm back on the market boys! Everyone form a single file line
I heard eating sour helps with anxiety and let me tell you I've got EVERYTHING riding on these gummy worms
September 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I heard eating sour helps with anxiety and let me tell you I've got EVERYTHING riding on these gummy worms
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if I make it to 69 y'all better say nice
September 9, 2025 at 7:23 AM
if I make it to 69 y'all better say nice
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I'm not sure my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense
September 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm not sure my body can handle much more of this "getting out of bed" nonsense
I had no idea that galumph was a real word until today. I thought that was just Lewis Carroll dicking around
September 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I had no idea that galumph was a real word until today. I thought that was just Lewis Carroll dicking around
Headed to the dentist for a quick bells palsy speedrun
August 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Headed to the dentist for a quick bells palsy speedrun
Man, I was born 2 whole weeks late. I didn't wanna be here frl
August 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Man, I was born 2 whole weeks late. I didn't wanna be here frl
Having friends on socials isn't enough anymore. I need foes
July 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Having friends on socials isn't enough anymore. I need foes
I consider myself California spiritual. I don't do religion, but every once in a while I do see god in the trees
July 2, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I consider myself California spiritual. I don't do religion, but every once in a while I do see god in the trees
Is anyone else becoming their mother?
June 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Is anyone else becoming their mother?