Doug Greencard
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Doug Greencard
@eltejondemiel.bsky.social
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:

JMU 34
Ohio State 14

Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Man if we get Bama out of this tournament tomorrow the vibes will be immaculate
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This drive is what Mario has been aiming at for 10 years
January 1, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Where does Michael Irvin find the energy?
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The reason the first round of the CFP was underwhelming again is that the playoff is too big, as most everyone who loves college football knew as soon as expansion was announced. I don’t think there is a “perfect number”. I don’t even know what’s the best number. But anything bigger than 6 ain’t it
December 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
@lebatardshow.bsky.social Witty thinks he’s too good to say the ball hit a player in the penis now that he’s calling Man City v Real Madrid in the Champion’s League
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Horns-Ags is such a great visual matchup. It just looks right
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
It is an ongoing humanitarian crisis that the salsa bowls in Mexican restaurants are always slightly too small to comfortably fit the chips
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is 47-42 scoragami?
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Opened Bluesky explicitly to see this skeet that I knew would be here
November 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Brian Kelly frantically looking up SNL Californian's skits to prepare for his UCLA interview
October 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Bazardo being on the mound at the highest leverage point of the season is a fireable offense
October 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
This is the correct list
my favorite things in baseball right now:
• the mariners (plucky)
• shohei ohtani (greatest ever)
• the yankees sitting at home (poverty org)
October 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
JULIO!!!
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
DUMPER!!
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am sick
October 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
An expert strategist
assuming dan wilson told them they could get hammered last night if they hit dingers tonight
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Robles!
September 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
If I own 60% of the tees featured here, does that make me a sicko?
GOOD MORNING, PSA - PUBLIC SICKOS ANNOUNCEMENT.

Our friends at @homefield.bsky.social are now the Exclusive Apparel Partner of the Sickos Committee.
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Pure, unmitigated rage coursing through my body over a call in a game I have zero investment in…football officially back 😍
August 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I understand and mostly agree with the sentiment here, but it also represents unforgivable erasure of the greatest kit ever to grace any pitch:
July 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Classics” is doing some very heavy lifting. That Lakers-Celtics game is one of the worst I’ve ever seen
For what it's worth, the only NBA Finals Game 7s over the last two decades have all been classics. We're due for another!

Cavs 93-89 over Warriors in 2016
Heat 95-88 over Spurs in 2013
Lakers 83-79 over Celtics in 2010
June 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Arky fr cursed
June 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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sometimes i’ll be drinking coffee, scrolling & laughing at tiktoks and suddenly remember that nico harrison traded away a 25yo generational player for an older model who broke down in his first game for dallas. nico belongs in alcatraz.
June 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM