Alternative Elon Musk🚀
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
I need to open up a branch of Starbase there.
Brighton seafront?? 😁🚀🎢
Brighton seafront?? 😁🚀🎢
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I need to open up a branch of Starbase there.
Brighton seafront?? 😁🚀🎢
Brighton seafront?? 😁🚀🎢
Well that's me bang to rights
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Well that's me bang to rights
That post of mine gave you all a good laugh though eh... 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That post of mine gave you all a good laugh though eh... 🤣
Groovy.✌️🌌
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Groovy.✌️🌌
It's me.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's me.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
Most science fiction is a warning.
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Most science fiction is a warning.
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Ha!
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ha!
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
I see the Waning Gibbous Moon all the f*****g time 🌔
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I see the Waning Gibbous Moon all the f*****g time 🌔
Great for a selfie then 😁👽📹
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Great for a selfie then 😁👽📹
Or having to watch one of my fucking rocket launches 🚀🚽
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Or having to watch one of my fucking rocket launches 🚀🚽
And this one made me launch the Cybertruck...😀🍄🚗
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
And this one made me launch the Cybertruck...😀🍄🚗
I could buy Brighton Pier with loose change you find in the car ashtray.
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I could buy Brighton Pier with loose change you find in the car ashtray.
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
I hate to say it, but...
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate to say it, but...
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
Well that's a fair point.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well that's a fair point.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
Are they still looking for that bogey my son left on Donnie's desk? 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Are they still looking for that bogey my son left on Donnie's desk? 🤣
It isn't rocket science...
#SilentFireworks
#SilentFireworks
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It isn't rocket science...
#SilentFireworks
#SilentFireworks
What a nice wholesome young man! 🤩
And you've got my cheeky smirk!! 😁
And you've got my cheeky smirk!! 😁
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What a nice wholesome young man! 🤩
And you've got my cheeky smirk!! 😁
And you've got my cheeky smirk!! 😁
Yellow on top with a band of orange and tipped in white??
Sounds like Donnie's hair to me! (No offence Mr President!!!🤣)
Sounds like Donnie's hair to me! (No offence Mr President!!!🤣)
November 6, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Yellow on top with a band of orange and tipped in white??
Sounds like Donnie's hair to me! (No offence Mr President!!!🤣)
Sounds like Donnie's hair to me! (No offence Mr President!!!🤣)
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss! 😁
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss! 😁
So the British hobbits in their little towns are setting off legalised explosives tonight, terrifying cats, dogs, etc.
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So the British hobbits in their little towns are setting off legalised explosives tonight, terrifying cats, dogs, etc.
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
Mary you're a gem - wish I'd had a little chat with you before I got involved with your uncle!! 😱
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Mary you're a gem - wish I'd had a little chat with you before I got involved with your uncle!! 😱
