Alternative Elon Musk🚀
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
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Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I must redesign my Tesla robots like the Cadbury's Smash ad aliens!! 😁👽🤖
Come to think of it, I must buy Cadbury's!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnT...
Come to think of it, I must buy Cadbury's!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnT...
The best Cadbury's Smash Aliens TV adverts compilation
YouTube video by The Ad Archive
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I must redesign my Tesla robots like the Cadbury's Smash ad aliens!! 😁👽🤖
Come to think of it, I must buy Cadbury's!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnT...
Come to think of it, I must buy Cadbury's!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWnT...
I'm not a trillionaire... yet...
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I'm not a trillionaire... yet...
And this one made me launch the Cybertruck...😀🍄🚗
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
And this one made me launch the Cybertruck...😀🍄🚗
I could buy Brighton Pier with loose change you find in the car ashtray.
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I could buy Brighton Pier with loose change you find in the car ashtray.
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
And the launchpad next door on the seafront (the i360) - but it's already been sold...
I hate to say it, but...
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I hate to say it, but...
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
I am considerably richer than yow! 😂
It isn't rocket science...
#SilentFireworks
#SilentFireworks
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It isn't rocket science...
#SilentFireworks
#SilentFireworks
So the British hobbits in their little towns are setting off legalised explosives tonight, terrifying cats, dogs, etc.
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
So the British hobbits in their little towns are setting off legalised explosives tonight, terrifying cats, dogs, etc.
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
The only rockets I want to see and hear set off are mine.
#bonfirenight #November5th #banfireworks
I'm getting married!! Again!!
This time to the love of my life.😍👽 Isn't she fabulous?!!
Christ knows who's going to do the catering, mind 🤣
This time to the love of my life.😍👽 Isn't she fabulous?!!
Christ knows who's going to do the catering, mind 🤣
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I'm getting married!! Again!!
This time to the love of my life.😍👽 Isn't she fabulous?!!
Christ knows who's going to do the catering, mind 🤣
This time to the love of my life.😍👽 Isn't she fabulous?!!
Christ knows who's going to do the catering, mind 🤣
I don't think these guys would last long at SpaceX...🤣🚀💥
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I don't think these guys would last long at SpaceX...🤣🚀💥
All my kids say this...
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
All my kids say this...
Trick or treat...
Probably both...
Probably both...
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trick or treat...
Probably both...
Probably both...
If any of my 14 kids bug you nice folks with Trick or Treating at your home tonight, tell them to try the Oval Office instead. 😀🎃
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If any of my 14 kids bug you nice folks with Trick or Treating at your home tonight, tell them to try the Oval Office instead. 😀🎃
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween!
Happy Halloween all! 😁🎃
If tonight doesn't get spooky enough for you, just leave it with me and I'll guarantee it! 👹
#Halloween2025
#WorldsRichestAndMostAnnoyingMan
#DiabolicalLiberty
If tonight doesn't get spooky enough for you, just leave it with me and I'll guarantee it! 👹
#Halloween2025
#WorldsRichestAndMostAnnoyingMan
#DiabolicalLiberty
October 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Happy Halloween all! 😁🎃
If tonight doesn't get spooky enough for you, just leave it with me and I'll guarantee it! 👹
#Halloween2025
#WorldsRichestAndMostAnnoyingMan
#DiabolicalLiberty
If tonight doesn't get spooky enough for you, just leave it with me and I'll guarantee it! 👹
#Halloween2025
#WorldsRichestAndMostAnnoyingMan
#DiabolicalLiberty
If my spacecraft get to the Moon I must nick that Apollo 11 Module and flog it on ebay for a few billion 😁🚀
October 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
If my spacecraft get to the Moon I must nick that Apollo 11 Module and flog it on ebay for a few billion 😁🚀
I have a strange feeling they may be referring to me...
October 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I have a strange feeling they may be referring to me...
I knew this would happen!
I've heard of Red Robbo, now I've got Red Robots!!!! 😱🤖✊️
#Tesla #OneOutAllOut
I've heard of Red Robbo, now I've got Red Robots!!!! 😱🤖✊️
#Tesla #OneOutAllOut
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I knew this would happen!
I've heard of Red Robbo, now I've got Red Robots!!!! 😱🤖✊️
#Tesla #OneOutAllOut
I've heard of Red Robbo, now I've got Red Robots!!!! 😱🤖✊️
#Tesla #OneOutAllOut
I got away with the Goth Metal all black look in the Oval Office but this guy is fuckin brilliant.
Maximum respect Mr Zelensky! 😁👍 Slava Ukraini!!!
Maximum respect Mr Zelensky! 😁👍 Slava Ukraini!!!
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I got away with the Goth Metal all black look in the Oval Office but this guy is fuckin brilliant.
Maximum respect Mr Zelensky! 😁👍 Slava Ukraini!!!
Maximum respect Mr Zelensky! 😁👍 Slava Ukraini!!!
I love taking off into the sky, even if it's only in a plane. ✈️
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I love taking off into the sky, even if it's only in a plane. ✈️
Sometimes in the midst of all my cosmic dreams, I have to be practical.
October 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Sometimes in the midst of all my cosmic dreams, I have to be practical.
October 21, 2025 at 11:22 AM