Alt Elon Musk🚀💰
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 The World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
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Greetings all!
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
I am the Alternative Elon Musk – Exploding Starships in the Bluesky… Follow me for an offbeat version of the World’s Richest Man…
And as Bette Davis said in that memorable biopic of me, All About Elon - “Fasten your seatbelts – it’s gonna be a bumpy night!” 🚘🚀
the fact that Musk's name hasn't been redacted from the Epstein documents has Trump's classic pettiness written all over it. Shouldn't have made a big show about all this last year Elon 💀
February 1, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I'm in!!!
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
January 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
I'm in!!!
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
I'm sure everyone on this platform will enjoy reposting this🙄
Critics are saying
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
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“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
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January 30, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Critics are saying
“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
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“Even if they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.”
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Visiting London and I see Kings Cross Station is cordoned off due to protestor on roof unfurling banner.
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Visiting London and I see Kings Cross Station is cordoned off due to protestor on roof unfurling banner.
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
Power to the great Iranian people!! 👍✊
#IranProtests #OverthowTheTheocracy
The missus is off down the shops.
January 29, 2026 at 4:27 PM
The missus is off down the shops.
This is why all my women have left me and why I'm so rich.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
This is why all my women have left me and why I'm so rich.
I need to sort Grok out.🤣
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
January 29, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I need to sort Grok out.🤣
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Elon Musk: “If you’re not born in the United States, you’re not a citizen of the United States. Period!”
Grok: “Elon Musk was born in Pretoria, South Africa.”
Well, that just makes sense.
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Well, that just makes sense.
But not her....
January 29, 2026 at 1:31 PM
But not her....
Violence is coming to you...
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Violence is coming to you...
Looks like there should be at least one sequel of 'Hidden Figures' (2016) 👍
Edith Clarke, the first female electrical engineer in the US, invented a calculator (the Clarke calculator) to solve electric power transmission problems, a precursor to modern smart grid technology. It was patented in 1925. #WomenInSTEM
It's International Day of #CleanEnergy!
It's International Day of #CleanEnergy!
January 27, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Looks like there should be at least one sequel of 'Hidden Figures' (2016) 👍
I wasn't joking.👽
January 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I wasn't joking.👽
Hmm, so I'm not the only widely disliked immigrant to the US.
January 27, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Hmm, so I'm not the only widely disliked immigrant to the US.
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The greatest music documentary ever made
about the greatest rock artist ever ⚡
The greatest music documentary ever made
about the greatest rock artist ever ⚡
On this day, 51 years ago, the greatest music documentary ever made premiered on Sunday evening on BBC One TV at 22.05, ‘Cracked Actor: A Film about David Bowie’ was produced by Alan Yentob for the art series Omnibus in 1975
January 26, 2026 at 1:23 PM
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The greatest music documentary ever made
about the greatest rock artist ever ⚡
The greatest music documentary ever made
about the greatest rock artist ever ⚡
I can fly to Mars in 2026 because...
January 24, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I can fly to Mars in 2026 because...
So, an Irishman and a South African walk into a pub.
...That's the joke! 🤣
...That's the joke! 🤣
January 24, 2026 at 4:04 PM
So, an Irishman and a South African walk into a pub.
...That's the joke! 🤣
...That's the joke! 🤣
As it's #Caturday, time to launch my latest Tesla robot!
Optipuss!!!
Will: clean your house after knocking everything onto the floor
Wake you up for work at 4 a.m.
Stare out of the window.
All using advanced Artifeline Intelligence!!! 😁🤖🐱
Optipuss!!!
Will: clean your house after knocking everything onto the floor
Wake you up for work at 4 a.m.
Stare out of the window.
All using advanced Artifeline Intelligence!!! 😁🤖🐱
January 24, 2026 at 10:22 AM
As it's #Caturday, time to launch my latest Tesla robot!
Optipuss!!!
Will: clean your house after knocking everything onto the floor
Wake you up for work at 4 a.m.
Stare out of the window.
All using advanced Artifeline Intelligence!!! 😁🤖🐱
Optipuss!!!
Will: clean your house after knocking everything onto the floor
Wake you up for work at 4 a.m.
Stare out of the window.
All using advanced Artifeline Intelligence!!! 😁🤖🐱
As the proud owner of an Irish passport, I should know better than to mess with Mr O'Leary! 😱✈️
Erin Go Bragh!!! 🇮🇪
Erin Go Bragh!!! 🇮🇪
January 23, 2026 at 4:52 PM
As the proud owner of an Irish passport, I should know better than to mess with Mr O'Leary! 😱✈️
Erin Go Bragh!!! 🇮🇪
Erin Go Bragh!!! 🇮🇪
I know him well, so this is a very good idea.
#Greenland
#Greenland
January 22, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I know him well, so this is a very good idea.
#Greenland
#Greenland
Thank you very much 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Thank you very much 🤣
I feel a track off the Low album coming on...
#AlwaysCrashingInTheSameCar
#AlwaysCrashingInTheSameCar
January 21, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I feel a track off the Low album coming on...
#AlwaysCrashingInTheSameCar
#AlwaysCrashingInTheSameCar
I now see why my photos posted yesterday were all black.
They have been redacted.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
They have been redacted.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Well it could have been worse.
He could have invited me!! 😁
He could have invited me!! 😁
January 20, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I now see why my photos posted yesterday were all black.
They have been redacted.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
They have been redacted.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
It seems two of my posts today like the one below have been sabotaged.
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
Well, this is where the Woke Mind Virus really works.
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January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
It seems two of my posts today like the one below have been sabotaged.
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
You're all fired!!! 👎👹
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January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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