Alternative Elon Musk🚀
@elonalternative.bsky.social
The Ultimate Parody Account 😎 World's Richest and Most Annoying Man💰Successfully Exploding Rockets Since 2002🚀Always Crashing in the Same Car 🚘The World is Not Enough 🌎 My Granny's From Liverpool⚽ You'll Never Walk Elon🏆
Groovy.✌️🌌
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Groovy.✌️🌌
It's me.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's me.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
I'm smoking weed and I am a skunk.
Most science fiction is a warning.
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Most science fiction is a warning.
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Or it's utopian fantasy.
I go for both...
Ha!
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ha!
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
Gives me an idea for another line of Tesla robots.😜🤖
I've always wanted to be in an episode of Paranoia!! 😁📺
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I've always wanted to be in an episode of Paranoia!! 😁📺
Now he's telling me to sell millions more cars for a measly trillion dollars 😁🚗💰
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Now he's telling me to sell millions more cars for a measly trillion dollars 😁🚗💰
Well I did say he wasn't up to the job.
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Well I did say he wasn't up to the job.
I see the Waning Gibbous Moon all the f*****g time 🌔
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I see the Waning Gibbous Moon all the f*****g time 🌔
Well that's very nice. 😆
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well that's very nice. 😆
Speaking as the Tesla CEO with several residences in the UK, I've seen many Tesla cars in Lefty London and the People's Republic of Brighton & Hove. So there!!! 🚗😝
November 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Speaking as the Tesla CEO with several residences in the UK, I've seen many Tesla cars in Lefty London and the People's Republic of Brighton & Hove. So there!!! 🚗😝
..and I expect also Muskshit Crazy!!!
(That's harder to say though especially after a tub of ketamine 🙄)
(That's harder to say though especially after a tub of ketamine 🙄)
November 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
..and I expect also Muskshit Crazy!!!
(That's harder to say though especially after a tub of ketamine 🙄)
(That's harder to say though especially after a tub of ketamine 🙄)
What a voice...
Mama Cass could bring even a nasty piece of work like me to tears. 😥🙏
Mama Cass could bring even a nasty piece of work like me to tears. 😥🙏
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What a voice...
Mama Cass could bring even a nasty piece of work like me to tears. 😥🙏
Mama Cass could bring even a nasty piece of work like me to tears. 😥🙏
Great for a selfie then 😁👽📹
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Great for a selfie then 😁👽📹
I should have got them to play this one at the Tesla show yesterday 🤖
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_8Pma1vHmw
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November 8, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I should have got them to play this one at the Tesla show yesterday 🤖
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t.co/zm2l9BMoIv
I am Elon Musk and I endorse this message! 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am Elon Musk and I endorse this message! 😂
Or having to watch one of my fucking rocket launches 🚀🚽
November 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Or having to watch one of my fucking rocket launches 🚀🚽
I'm not proud I'll drink with anybody 😂
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not proud I'll drink with anybody 😂
In a former life when I was poor 😂... I was a DJ - and this was my signature track. Filled the dancefloor straight off. Great band.
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In a former life when I was poor 😂... I was a DJ - and this was my signature track. Filled the dancefloor straight off. Great band.
Well that's a fair point.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Well that's a fair point.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.
I need to go and sit in the corner and think about what I've done.