Elmo Hugenberg
@elmohugenburg.bsky.social
Fan of books, liberal democracy, and positivity. Struggling through existence due to Tottenham Hotspur.
I’m having a beer too, Cig
January 20, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I’m having a beer too, Cig
Masa’s Sagami in West Palm, was an OG hibachi place. Virtually every family birthday was there, my grandfather played golf with Masa regularly. Our favorite hibachi chef was Bob, a Guatemalan dude. I wasn’t yet a teenager and I’d eat a triple combo each time.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Masa’s Sagami in West Palm, was an OG hibachi place. Virtually every family birthday was there, my grandfather played golf with Masa regularly. Our favorite hibachi chef was Bob, a Guatemalan dude. I wasn’t yet a teenager and I’d eat a triple combo each time.
Nicholson’s, outside of Tallahassee near Havana. Farmhouse place, steaks were excellent. It’s been 20 years since I’ve been, nearly as long since it’s closed, but I still have vivid memories of a parents weekend jaunt there. Takes a special place to etch a single visit this deep.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Nicholson’s, outside of Tallahassee near Havana. Farmhouse place, steaks were excellent. It’s been 20 years since I’ve been, nearly as long since it’s closed, but I still have vivid memories of a parents weekend jaunt there. Takes a special place to etch a single visit this deep.
Faith in humanity is justified, advocates are heroes.
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January 18, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Faith in humanity is justified, advocates are heroes.
Great opportunity to block ICE (fascist, not frozen).
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 17, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Great opportunity to block ICE (fascist, not frozen).
This man has never lived a day in his life with ease. May this continue in perpetuity, with declining ease.
TAPPER: Can you rule out the US is going to take Greenland by force?
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
MILLER: Greenland should be part of the US. By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? The US is the power of NATO
T: So force is on the table?
M: Nobody is gonna fight the US militarily over future of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
This man has never lived a day in his life with ease. May this continue in perpetuity, with declining ease.
Tony D: Save that corner for me, Becks, I’ve got to head bac—
DJ Khaled: *DJ KH—
TD: jesus dude the president kidnapped a foreign head of state why are you screaming your own name
DJ Khaled: *DJ KH—
TD: jesus dude the president kidnapped a foreign head of state why are you screaming your own name
NEW from me:
Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.
Take that, elites!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Currently on tap for Tony Dokoupil on his first day as CBS Evening News anchor -- taking a private plane to Miami to so he can go jet skiing with DJ Khaled and play soccer with David Beckham.
Take that, elites!
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Private jets and ‘Bari pitches’: Inside Weiss’ chaotic CBS Evening News reboot
EXCLUSIVE: The new CBS News editor-in-chief has chartered private flights for her armed security detail, made last-minute logistical changes and fired off ‘Bari Pitches.’ Weiss is once again accused o...
www.independent.co.uk
January 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Tony D: Save that corner for me, Becks, I’ve got to head bac—
DJ Khaled: *DJ KH—
TD: jesus dude the president kidnapped a foreign head of state why are you screaming your own name
DJ Khaled: *DJ KH—
TD: jesus dude the president kidnapped a foreign head of state why are you screaming your own name
Originalism is a sham of an ideology, a cloak of “principle” whose chief aim is to bend & cherry-pick history to modern right-wing policy goals whilst ignoring actual historians’ analysis. It is fuckery with a title.
Prof. Wurman is now tossing about bits of historical evidence for his mission to undermine the 14th Amendment. Far from useful, this tells us nothing.
To start, this unsigned newspaper blurb was published in 1862– years before the 14th Amendment.
To start, this unsigned newspaper blurb was published in 1862– years before the 14th Amendment.
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Originalism is a sham of an ideology, a cloak of “principle” whose chief aim is to bend & cherry-pick history to modern right-wing policy goals whilst ignoring actual historians’ analysis. It is fuckery with a title.
I was in a 7-11, delivery guy and store manager were arguing about inventory, delivery guy growls ”you know what man, YOUR BRAIN SUCKS”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I was in a 7-11, delivery guy and store manager were arguing about inventory, delivery guy growls ”you know what man, YOUR BRAIN SUCKS”
Reposted by Elmo Hugenberg
I’m sorry, but that’s not how this works.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I’m sorry, but that’s not how this works.
Cognitive decline, corruption and penchant for extrajudicial execution aside, what truly merits Trump getting the 25th amendment is that he can stand regularly being in a room with Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller: "If you subtract immigration out of test scores, all of the sudden our test scores skyrocket"
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Cognitive decline, corruption and penchant for extrajudicial execution aside, what truly merits Trump getting the 25th amendment is that he can stand regularly being in a room with Stephen Miller
Reposted by Elmo Hugenberg
The reason I want to see Secretary Hegseth and Admiral Bradley charged with murder, based on what we know, isn't because I hate the US military. It's because I served in the US military and respect it, and want to see its honor restored.
November 30, 2025 at 5:34 AM
The reason I want to see Secretary Hegseth and Admiral Bradley charged with murder, based on what we know, isn't because I hate the US military. It's because I served in the US military and respect it, and want to see its honor restored.
Wisner… would be WISE TO STAY IN @edsbs.bsky.social
November 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Wisner… would be WISE TO STAY IN @edsbs.bsky.social
wait, is this not what I should be telling my six year old
The thing about Trump stories is that they always have that extra layer of stupidity that you’re not expecting. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
wait, is this not what I should be telling my six year old
The gluten based ordinance fragmented on impact, spreading Amber shrapnel and chemical tear agents in my vicinity
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The gluten based ordinance fragmented on impact, spreading Amber shrapnel and chemical tear agents in my vicinity
I finally understand how originalism happened
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I finally understand how originalism happened
Evil. Pure evil. There is no other word.
“Donna” Kashanian lived in the United States for 47 years, married a U.S. citizen and raised their daughter. She was gardening in the yard of her New Orleans home when U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers handcuffed and took her away. apnews.com/article/iran...
After decades in the US, Iranians arrested in Trump’s deportation drive
Some Iranians are getting arrested by immigration authorities after living decades in the United States.
apnews.com
June 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Evil. Pure evil. There is no other word.
I 100% lock the door, my wife does as well. When you’re home alone… the kids generally assemble at the door chanting NO JUSTICE, NO PEES
a thing they don’t tell you before having kids is there is a point where you just won’t be able to use the bathroom in peace
June 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I 100% lock the door, my wife does as well. When you’re home alone… the kids generally assemble at the door chanting NO JUSTICE, NO PEES
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that I have to be able to remove dogs from my property by killing them
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that I have to be able to remove dogs from my property by killing them
HASSAN: That's incorrect
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that I have to be able to remove dogs from my property by killing them
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that I have to be able to remove dogs from my property by killing them
HASSAN: That's incorrect
jack eichel dressed like geeky blinders
April 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
jack eichel dressed like geeky blinders
As a Floridian, can I remove my child from elementary school classes that extol the benefits of slavery?
The Supreme Court’s conservative majority signaled support for the religious rights of parents in Maryland who want to remove their children from elementary school classes using storybooks with LGBTQ characters.
Supreme Court signals support for Maryland parents who object to LGBTQ books in public schools
The Supreme Court’s conservative majority is signaling support for the religious rights of parents who want to remove their children from classes using storybooks with LGBTQ characters.
bit.ly
April 22, 2025 at 10:06 PM
As a Floridian, can I remove my child from elementary school classes that extol the benefits of slavery?