elliethemage
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🍸 I don't understand the question, and I won't respond to it.
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My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
March 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My child just asked if the x in SpaceX stands for explode. 😭
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If anything is gonna make me root for the @Eagles — declining yet another visit to the Trump WH will.
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February 24, 2025 at 12:18 PM
If anything is gonna make me root for the @Eagles — declining yet another visit to the Trump WH will.
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This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
a stammering Tom Homan on AOC: "She's the dumbest congresswoman ever elected to Congress."
February 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This is why you fight these cowards.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
The moment you stand up to them, they crumble.
Homan has nothing. The Fourth Amendment is clear and I am well within my duties to educate people of their rights.
He can threaten me with jail and call names all he wants. He’s got nothing else.
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I cannot overstate how life-destroying it would be for me and so many people I love to lose access to psychiatric meds. I don’t have a pithy metaphor or defiant statement to make here. I’m just scared shitless.
Trump’s latest executive order (that was no doubt written by psychopath RFK Jr.) goes after antidepressants.
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
As someone whose life was saved by them, you will pry my prozac from my cold dead hands.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
February 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I cannot overstate how life-destroying it would be for me and so many people I love to lose access to psychiatric meds. I don’t have a pithy metaphor or defiant statement to make here. I’m just scared shitless.
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An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.
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Kash Patel can't remember anything and/or he 'doesn't have the allegations in front of him'.
Senator Amy Klobuchar is absolutely dragging him over the coals.
Senator Amy Klobuchar is absolutely dragging him over the coals.
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Kash Patel can't remember anything and/or he 'doesn't have the allegations in front of him'.
Senator Amy Klobuchar is absolutely dragging him over the coals.
Senator Amy Klobuchar is absolutely dragging him over the coals.
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Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sir our plan to replace the entire government with 4chan freaks has run into a few snags
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I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school
January 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I love when people say stuff like "the biopic about this administration is going to be SCATHING" brother at this rate the biopic is going to be called "The Great Patriot: Rise Of A Ruler" and they'll make our kids watch it in school
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First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
January 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.
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looks a lot like the US is getting McCarthyism but for "DEI" paranoia
January 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
looks a lot like the US is getting McCarthyism but for "DEI" paranoia
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america was founded on a tax revolt — “no taxation without representation.” now american “patriots” demand the rich pay no taxes and instead get our tax money transferred to their interests while simultaneously being the only constituency represented by our government.
January 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
america was founded on a tax revolt — “no taxation without representation.” now american “patriots” demand the rich pay no taxes and instead get our tax money transferred to their interests while simultaneously being the only constituency represented by our government.