ellerby
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i hope brandi carlile knows that i love her
MY HEAD HURTS VERY MUCH!!!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 AM
MY HEAD HURTS VERY MUCH!!!!!!
(the xanax has not kicked in yet why do you ask)
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
(the xanax has not kicked in yet why do you ask)
and this is a good reminder why it’s probably for the best that circumstances seem to be that i won’t be having kids / parenting in this lifetime. this is not to say ill people can’t do it, it’s just me, i am bad
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
and this is a good reminder why it’s probably for the best that circumstances seem to be that i won’t be having kids / parenting in this lifetime. this is not to say ill people can’t do it, it’s just me, i am bad
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chronic pain is exhausting and idk probably at least 30% of the reason i am fucking insane today / in general. and it’s so stupid and there’s nothing i can do about it TRUST I HAVE TRIED i am so so so so so so so so so so tired
November 9, 2025 at 7:50 AM
chronic pain is exhausting and idk probably at least 30% of the reason i am fucking insane today / in general. and it’s so stupid and there’s nothing i can do about it TRUST I HAVE TRIED i am so so so so so so so so so so tired
anyway today someone close to me asked me “well how do you know that pain ISN’T sickness” which is a surefire way to make your local chronically ill bitch need a xanax to calm down at 2am. SORRY I THOUGHT MY 34 YEARS OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WOULD BE ENOUGH, MY BAD
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 AM
anyway today someone close to me asked me “well how do you know that pain ISN’T sickness” which is a surefire way to make your local chronically ill bitch need a xanax to calm down at 2am. SORRY I THOUGHT MY 34 YEARS OF PERSONAL EXPERIENCE WOULD BE ENOUGH, MY BAD
kinda funny because the only way i could halt the panic attack to realize that’s (probably?) what’s happening was to interrupt the overthinking with “wait i ACTUALLY do not know what the fuck is wrong with me” it’s not rhetorical and is existential. i want a list
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 AM
kinda funny because the only way i could halt the panic attack to realize that’s (probably?) what’s happening was to interrupt the overthinking with “wait i ACTUALLY do not know what the fuck is wrong with me” it’s not rhetorical and is existential. i want a list
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Looks like Funko Pops are the Beanie Babies of Cabbage Patch Kids.
November 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Looks like Funko Pops are the Beanie Babies of Cabbage Patch Kids.
let’s see how many tweets i can make before this xanax kicks in
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
let’s see how many tweets i can make before this xanax kicks in
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Vote Blue Mo Matter Who is always about harm reduction in the general election. As we learned in NYC this year if you show up for the damn primary you’re less likely to have to vote for dipshits in the general.
July 15, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Vote Blue Mo Matter Who is always about harm reduction in the general election. As we learned in NYC this year if you show up for the damn primary you’re less likely to have to vote for dipshits in the general.
i also think it’s absolutely insane behavior to be having children on purpose right now which is the worst thought and feeling i’ve ever had in my life because that’s all i’ve ever wanted to do for sure SO LIKE
July 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
i also think it’s absolutely insane behavior to be having children on purpose right now which is the worst thought and feeling i’ve ever had in my life because that’s all i’ve ever wanted to do for sure SO LIKE
i went to a lutheran funeral today and they talked a lot about “everlasting life” and it filled my whole body with a dread like nothing i’ve ever felt before. bro once im out im OUT don’t make me do this again
July 16, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i went to a lutheran funeral today and they talked a lot about “everlasting life” and it filled my whole body with a dread like nothing i’ve ever felt before. bro once im out im OUT don’t make me do this again
“no one can make you feel any type of way without your permish” - eleanor roosevelt, in the constitution
July 12, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“no one can make you feel any type of way without your permish” - eleanor roosevelt, in the constitution
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hi, longtime listener, first time caller and i was just wondering wtf
July 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
hi, longtime listener, first time caller and i was just wondering wtf
it feels insane that i’m paying $25 or whatever a month just to use spotify but everything i listen to is still stuffed with obnoxious ads. is there a level where i can avoid them? bc people deserve to get paid (although im sure that’s more on spotify than me)
June 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
it feels insane that i’m paying $25 or whatever a month just to use spotify but everything i listen to is still stuffed with obnoxious ads. is there a level where i can avoid them? bc people deserve to get paid (although im sure that’s more on spotify than me)
pls reply to this thread with your favorite best parts about being married, i’ll go first:
all the songs we write together about our cat
all the songs we write together about our cat
June 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
pls reply to this thread with your favorite best parts about being married, i’ll go first:
all the songs we write together about our cat
all the songs we write together about our cat
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It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows?
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one. By the time it’s done, who knows?
broooo i love my wife so much i miss her when we SLEEP
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
broooo i love my wife so much i miss her when we SLEEP
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Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
May 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Your periodic reminder that "fancy fonts" on places like Bluesky are unicode & are a nightmare for screen reader users. DON'T use for your name
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
Not only that, good lucky having anyone search for you in the search bar by name.
More examples in the original post on Masto: toot.cafe/@aardrian/11...
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
“WHOA! i thought i was blind! i just closed my eyes though.”
- my wife, stone cold sober
- my wife, stone cold sober
May 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
“WHOA! i thought i was blind! i just closed my eyes though.”
- my wife, stone cold sober
- my wife, stone cold sober
bucky’s wig in thunderbolts is a gay hate crime
May 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
bucky’s wig in thunderbolts is a gay hate crime
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Your "dumb little projects" are so important during this harrowing time. Don't forget that. Your creativity has value, for yourself and for the world.
April 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Your "dumb little projects" are so important during this harrowing time. Don't forget that. Your creativity has value, for yourself and for the world.