Isiah Kiner-Falafel
@elleonwheels.bsky.social
Rebel Scum and serial baker.
Kim Davis looks like she’s blacklisted by every self-respecting gay hairstylist in Kentucky.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Kim Davis looks like she’s blacklisted by every self-respecting gay hairstylist in Kentucky.
Thought as I saw the cat drag her ass across the carpet: why hasn’t Weird Al parodied Boot Scootin’ Boogie with Booty Scootin’ Boogie?
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Thought as I saw the cat drag her ass across the carpet: why hasn’t Weird Al parodied Boot Scootin’ Boogie with Booty Scootin’ Boogie?
I just realized how apt the name “aidvantage” is for student loan debt. We needed aid and yall took advantage!
November 4, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I just realized how apt the name “aidvantage” is for student loan debt. We needed aid and yall took advantage!
Handy phrase to rehearse and remember if you see ICE while you’re out & about: “ La migra está aquí, ¡salgan ahora mismo!”
June 21, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Handy phrase to rehearse and remember if you see ICE while you’re out & about: “ La migra está aquí, ¡salgan ahora mismo!”
As much as I like watching Jeopardy!, watching Jeopardy! Masters sure does make me feel dumb.
June 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
As much as I like watching Jeopardy!, watching Jeopardy! Masters sure does make me feel dumb.
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cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
June 7, 2025 at 10:28 PM
cats don't obey in advance and no one else should, either
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My kitchen smells like a troop of Girl Scouts exploded making Thin Mints in there.
May 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My kitchen smells like a troop of Girl Scouts exploded making Thin Mints in there.
How come it’s always “kids run the bases” after a pro baseball game and never “grownups run the bases”? If you keep concessions open until end of game I can guarantee you the team will sell a shit ton of drinks to adults who thought they were a little more in-shape than they really are.
May 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
How come it’s always “kids run the bases” after a pro baseball game and never “grownups run the bases”? If you keep concessions open until end of game I can guarantee you the team will sell a shit ton of drinks to adults who thought they were a little more in-shape than they really are.
I have ENTIRELY too much pastry in my fridge.
May 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I have ENTIRELY too much pastry in my fridge.
Somewhere, Dave Duncan is having wet dreams just thinking about Andre Pallante’s groundball outs.
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Somewhere, Dave Duncan is having wet dreams just thinking about Andre Pallante’s groundball outs.
When you go to bed while your cat is on Mouse Patrol, does that make the rodent Schrödinger’s mouse?
April 19, 2025 at 4:28 AM
When you go to bed while your cat is on Mouse Patrol, does that make the rodent Schrödinger’s mouse?
Me, lying down in bed with my cat: did you miss me? I missed you!
My cat: drools in my open mouth
My cat: drools in my open mouth
April 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Me, lying down in bed with my cat: did you miss me? I missed you!
My cat: drools in my open mouth
My cat: drools in my open mouth
The time has come. Charoset Season is here!!
April 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The time has come. Charoset Season is here!!
I’m definitely going to die of powdered sugar lung.
April 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I’m definitely going to die of powdered sugar lung.
“You can make biscuits on me, it’s not Passover yet…”
April 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“You can make biscuits on me, it’s not Passover yet…”
Sorry IKF, I always call you Isiah Kiner-Falafel. Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t go into sports broadcasting 🤷♀️
April 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Sorry IKF, I always call you Isiah Kiner-Falafel. Guess it’s a good thing I didn’t go into sports broadcasting 🤷♀️
Matzo matzo mule… I’ve got to be a matzo mule!
April 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Matzo matzo mule… I’ve got to be a matzo mule!
Annual rant: if you’re going to have ASL interpretation of a song simultaneously with a voice choir, you have to show the person signing ON THE FUCKING SCREEN!
February 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Annual rant: if you’re going to have ASL interpretation of a song simultaneously with a voice choir, you have to show the person signing ON THE FUCKING SCREEN!
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December 16, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Including minorities who pass for white
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Including minorities who pass for white
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I am THANKFUL to every person that voted for Democracy.
I am THANKFUL for my chronic illness & disability communities who use their reserved energies to fight for healthcare.
I am THANKFUL for every person that has supported my healthcare advocacy unconditionally.
I am THANKFUL that YOU are here!
I am THANKFUL for my chronic illness & disability communities who use their reserved energies to fight for healthcare.
I am THANKFUL for every person that has supported my healthcare advocacy unconditionally.
I am THANKFUL that YOU are here!
November 28, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I am THANKFUL to every person that voted for Democracy.
I am THANKFUL for my chronic illness & disability communities who use their reserved energies to fight for healthcare.
I am THANKFUL for every person that has supported my healthcare advocacy unconditionally.
I am THANKFUL that YOU are here!
I am THANKFUL for my chronic illness & disability communities who use their reserved energies to fight for healthcare.
I am THANKFUL for every person that has supported my healthcare advocacy unconditionally.
I am THANKFUL that YOU are here!
I want a Big Brothers Big Sisters tacky holiday sweater too!
November 28, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I want a Big Brothers Big Sisters tacky holiday sweater too!
Guess it’s time to start making The Official Holiday Breakfast of Champions: PIE! Crusts for coconut cream pies will be blind baked soon after I do some CEU hours.
November 27, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Guess it’s time to start making The Official Holiday Breakfast of Champions: PIE! Crusts for coconut cream pies will be blind baked soon after I do some CEU hours.
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Not a drag queen.
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Not a drag queen.