“You can make biscuits on me, it’s not Passover yet…”

Including minorities who pass for white

Someone is struggling with not eating the forbidden noodles today. He brought a fresh yarn cake into bed this morning and keeps going after living room yarn.

Yeah this is definitely why I gave up knitting roughly nine years ago.

I’m ready to run my errands, but someone has put them on paws.

The only way we get to the other side is by linking hands and joining together