TS Elliott
@ellegoods.bsky.social
elle/elliott - he/they - 🏳️⚧️ - drag queen - film bro - angeleno
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TS Elliott
@ellegoods.bsky.social
· Nov 20
hi, i’m elliott (he/they)! i’m an LA drag queen, a juris doctor, a commie, and a himbo, and i’m here to subject you to My Thoughts And Opinions
no woke, go broke
April 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
no woke, go broke
when i was in law school in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, plenty of smarmy dudes argued to my face that the 19th amendment was unconstitutional and that affirmative action was reverse racism but go off dumbass
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
when i was in law school in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, plenty of smarmy dudes argued to my face that the 19th amendment was unconstitutional and that affirmative action was reverse racism but go off dumbass
i can’t stand libs but i have to say that as much as we goof on it, “nevertheless she persisted” is something i say constantly, right after bitching for 20-25 minutes about the devastating consequences of capitalism. like yeah nevertheless i’m gonna have to keep going
April 2, 2025 at 7:26 PM
i can’t stand libs but i have to say that as much as we goof on it, “nevertheless she persisted” is something i say constantly, right after bitching for 20-25 minutes about the devastating consequences of capitalism. like yeah nevertheless i’m gonna have to keep going
fell to my knees in relief when, after two weeks of autistic food aversion where i’ve been eating the same three takeout meals every day, i still had enough money for rent this month. living in america is so cool and normal
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
fell to my knees in relief when, after two weeks of autistic food aversion where i’ve been eating the same three takeout meals every day, i still had enough money for rent this month. living in america is so cool and normal
i’ve been on intramuscular T for over a year now and it was hurting bad enough every week that i was psyching myself out and about to switch to subq, but then i found out you can cough right before you put the needle in and you don’t even feel it?? why didn’t anyone tell me about this dark magick???
March 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
i’ve been on intramuscular T for over a year now and it was hurting bad enough every week that i was psyching myself out and about to switch to subq, but then i found out you can cough right before you put the needle in and you don’t even feel it?? why didn’t anyone tell me about this dark magick???
you could do the hunger games movie love triangle with the challengers cast and it wouldn’t change it at all
March 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
you could do the hunger games movie love triangle with the challengers cast and it wouldn’t change it at all
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
listening to the new hunger games book and suzanne collins is so unbelievably based and also she really said, “ah yes, district three, the autism district”
March 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
listening to the new hunger games book and suzanne collins is so unbelievably based and also she really said, “ah yes, district three, the autism district”
what’s awesome about dressing like a slob who doesn’t care about their job every day at work is that when you serve a look, everyone comments on it. instant ego boost because i’m not wearing joggers and a vaguely communist t-shirt
March 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
what’s awesome about dressing like a slob who doesn’t care about their job every day at work is that when you serve a look, everyone comments on it. instant ego boost because i’m not wearing joggers and a vaguely communist t-shirt
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massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
March 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
massively depressing that the big scandal is that the shithead guy from the atlantic got texted accidentally and not the part where they're raining more death on yemen
ah, yes, time for bed. let me just take my medicine. *opens a pill bottle and shakes out a three hour jenny nicholson video*
March 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
ah, yes, time for bed. let me just take my medicine. *opens a pill bottle and shakes out a three hour jenny nicholson video*
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as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
November 14, 2024 at 5:49 AM
as a gamer ive eliminated thousands of moo deng like creatures for their various parts . Ive completed countless quests using their pain
tons of replies to posts about Kat Abughazaleh raising $200k in one day to primary an 80 y/o incumbent, saying she’s GOP and replying to every single post with that lie
if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs
if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs
March 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
tons of replies to posts about Kat Abughazaleh raising $200k in one day to primary an 80 y/o incumbent, saying she’s GOP and replying to every single post with that lie
if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs
if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs
the money being raised in small donations for populist candidates is through the roof. there is a wave of young leftist opposition for the gerontocracy coming, and all i can pray for is that they mean what they say and actually execute.
March 25, 2025 at 4:48 AM
the money being raised in small donations for populist candidates is through the roof. there is a wave of young leftist opposition for the gerontocracy coming, and all i can pray for is that they mean what they say and actually execute.
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being transmasc is so embarrassing. i constantly forget about my voice drop and talk super high out of habit, and then remember i actually can have a deep voice, but if i drop the tone down mid-convo i sound like i’m trying to flirt with the 62 year old man checking me out at the grocery store
March 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
being transmasc is so embarrassing. i constantly forget about my voice drop and talk super high out of habit, and then remember i actually can have a deep voice, but if i drop the tone down mid-convo i sound like i’m trying to flirt with the 62 year old man checking me out at the grocery store
it’s so funny how every gay who’s been to a sapphic bar in LA in the past couple years knew that lucy dacus and julien baker were together but we pretty much all kept it under wraps like those new yorkers in spider-man (2004)
March 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
it’s so funny how every gay who’s been to a sapphic bar in LA in the past couple years knew that lucy dacus and julien baker were together but we pretty much all kept it under wraps like those new yorkers in spider-man (2004)
these MAGAt bitches show up wearing the modern swastika to places that marginalized people have made safe for ourselves in order to get the little crumb of oppression they so desperately crave and it’s fucking embarrassing. take it bitch! hope you choke on it!
Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
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March 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
these MAGAt bitches show up wearing the modern swastika to places that marginalized people have made safe for ourselves in order to get the little crumb of oppression they so desperately crave and it’s fucking embarrassing. take it bitch! hope you choke on it!
i went to color me mine for work, and a person with a VERY nonbinary name and haircut was helping us, so i wanted to get the pronoun tea and i said, “hi! i’m elliott, i use he/they pronouns!” and she raised an eyebrow and said, “good to know.” turns out her parents just named her that
March 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
i went to color me mine for work, and a person with a VERY nonbinary name and haircut was helping us, so i wanted to get the pronoun tea and i said, “hi! i’m elliott, i use he/they pronouns!” and she raised an eyebrow and said, “good to know.” turns out her parents just named her that
old dudes from a church would come on campus at my college screaming at young girls about how they were sluts and whores and i can’t help but think that perhaps that did not have to do with freedom of speech
we love campus free speech. we need to let weird middle aged freaks go to the center of campus to yell at students about how they are faggots. but the second students start saying controversial things like “children shouldn’t be bombed” we must deport them
March 15, 2025 at 10:06 PM
old dudes from a church would come on campus at my college screaming at young girls about how they were sluts and whores and i can’t help but think that perhaps that did not have to do with freedom of speech
reading Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White. it is so fucking good but it’s too bad i already know what happens because it’s my goddamn biography
March 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
reading Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White. it is so fucking good but it’s too bad i already know what happens because it’s my goddamn biography
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imo the democratic party may as well have disbanded today
gg fellas, build something new because your old ship is underwater
gg fellas, build something new because your old ship is underwater
March 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
imo the democratic party may as well have disbanded today
gg fellas, build something new because your old ship is underwater
gg fellas, build something new because your old ship is underwater
a few days ago, i cried for the first time in a long time and let the miserable retching grief and selfish indignation at feeling like i was born in the fourth quarter of Earth pour out of me, and then i wiped the snot and the rot from my nose and eyes and resolved to create something from it.
March 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a few days ago, i cried for the first time in a long time and let the miserable retching grief and selfish indignation at feeling like i was born in the fourth quarter of Earth pour out of me, and then i wiped the snot and the rot from my nose and eyes and resolved to create something from it.
i asked my friends, "how long do y'all think i've been in a deep depression?" and they said, "probably since october" bitch i was gagged. i was asking myself, "how are you?" and then telling myself, "good, how are you?" and taking my own word for it!!
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i asked my friends, "how long do y'all think i've been in a deep depression?" and they said, "probably since october" bitch i was gagged. i was asking myself, "how are you?" and then telling myself, "good, how are you?" and taking my own word for it!!