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TS Elliott
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elle/elliott - he/they - 🏳️‍⚧️ - drag queen - film bro - angeleno
when i was in law school in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, plenty of smarmy dudes argued to my face that the 19th amendment was unconstitutional and that affirmative action was reverse racism but go off dumbass
April 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
tons of replies to posts about Kat Abughazaleh raising $200k in one day to primary an 80 y/o incumbent, saying she’s GOP and replying to every single post with that lie

if i didn’t know better i’d say the dems have just as much fun spending money to manipulate the public and hoard power as repubs
March 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
reading Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White. it is so fucking good but it’s too bad i already know what happens because it’s my goddamn biography
March 15, 2025 at 7:20 AM
today in enshittification: i got a postcard for a new health benefit (which my company is likely paying millions of dollars for while refusing to raise wages) where the product is that you can get a second opinion. that’s it, that’s the whole thing. you can call a different doctor. incredible
March 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
newsflash for the transmedicalists rampant in the LGBTQ scene: the cringey nonbinary 19-year-old you’re watching an annoying Discourse tiktok from is not your enemy
March 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
every republican in the senate voted for a measure that would require children to have their genitalia inspected to play girls’ sports. every single one.
March 4, 2025 at 2:21 AM
look at my lawyer dog i’m going to exercise my fifth amendment rights 😭😭😭
February 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
nice try central intelligence agency
February 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
if you’re saying shit like this you should go to hell immediately, do not pass go, do not collect $200
February 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“wow it’s so disturbing that there are countries where the media is completely controlled by the state. so glad we have free speech in america”
January 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i got an ad for these and they look so yummy. what if i ate them
January 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
also this is the photo. good god man
January 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
the news is actually going to kill people with this fake looting bullshit, oh my god
January 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
going to the coffee shop and none of my bestie baristas are there is like a dagger through the heart
January 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
me the past couple days: my back is fucking killing me, i’m achy everywhere, what’s wrong with me, i must have cancer or something i’m dying

my bed this morning:
December 29, 2024 at 7:04 PM
my most apparent should’ve-known-i-was-trans moment from childhood was when i was 12 and my mom had a lump in her breast removed, and i said “i’ll just get a double mastectomy as cancer prevention. i mean who even wants their boobs anyway?” and everyone in the room looked at me like this
December 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
my 2025 ins and outs
December 27, 2024 at 8:38 PM
i just remembered that my fourth grade teacher was one of those Christians who believed that Harry Potter is demonic, was constantly evangelizing to ten year olds, and i shit you not - one time did an hourlong sobbing yap about her kid buying a ludacris CD and getting possessed by explicit rap music
December 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
my stupidest daylists of recent
December 4, 2024 at 8:13 PM
john cusack loves my skeets so
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 AM
wearing this t-shirt out of my house with a calf length leather duster got me a lot of concerned looks and tbh it’s fair
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 AM
bluesky actually did just achieve goated status for me when i opened this picture to save it and there was a save button RIGHT FUCKING THERE. ONLY TWO BUTTON PRESSES AND SHE’S MINE!!!! EXCELLENT!!!!!
November 20, 2024 at 7:47 PM
hi, i’m elliott (he/they)! i’m an LA drag queen, a juris doctor, a commie, and a himbo, and i’m here to subject you to My Thoughts And Opinions
November 20, 2024 at 5:21 AM
heretic (2024)
November 19, 2024 at 2:39 AM
i’m have arrived
November 18, 2024 at 11:49 PM