elle gato
@elle-gato.bsky.social
she/her and gettin' real silly with it
scaries stories:
penits for sale,
never jorked.
penits for sale,
never jorked.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 AM
scaries stories:
penits for sale,
never jorked.
penits for sale,
never jorked.
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Deciding "in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been humped by your Zoomer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Deciding "in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well let's just say My peanits" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been humped by your Zoomer boyfriends and it SHOWS.
hitting the Yoinky Sploinky in the year of our lord is lowkey problematic
August 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
hitting the Yoinky Sploinky in the year of our lord is lowkey problematic
how many theys does it take to close the got dang refrigerator
August 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
how many theys does it take to close the got dang refrigerator
its so sick and twisted that burgers never get to taste themselves
why would god do this
why would god do this
August 3, 2025 at 12:48 PM
its so sick and twisted that burgers never get to taste themselves
why would god do this
why would god do this
bestie kinda sounds like boobs that are also testicles
August 3, 2025 at 12:45 PM
bestie kinda sounds like boobs that are also testicles
italians are like if spaghetti was a real thing
August 3, 2025 at 12:41 PM
italians are like if spaghetti was a real thing
they should come up with a water that you dont have to drink
August 3, 2025 at 12:40 PM
they should come up with a water that you dont have to drink
im getting called transphobic for accidentally misgendering my dog
August 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
im getting called transphobic for accidentally misgendering my dog
spaghetti is like if bisexuals were pasta
August 3, 2025 at 12:38 PM
spaghetti is like if bisexuals were pasta
how can i tell if my dog is non binary
August 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
how can i tell if my dog is non binary
google dot com do any/alls wear different kindsa socks?
August 3, 2025 at 12:36 PM
google dot com do any/alls wear different kindsa socks?
first they wrote a poem.
i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎
i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎
August 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
first they wrote a poem.
i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎
i didn't get the point because i cant fucking read 😎
PSA for babies: people would take you more seriously if you smoked cigarettes 🫶
July 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
PSA for babies: people would take you more seriously if you smoked cigarettes 🫶
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Repeat after me:
I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not sexier than Kash Patel.
I am not sexier than Liz Cheney.
I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be sexier than I am.
I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not sexier than Kash Patel.
I am not sexier than Liz Cheney.
I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be sexier than I am.
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Repeat after me:
I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not sexier than Kash Patel.
I am not sexier than Liz Cheney.
I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be sexier than I am.
I am not sexier than Ronald Reagan.
I am not sexier than Kash Patel.
I am not sexier than Liz Cheney.
I am not sexier than Noah Berlatsky.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be sexier than I am.
man who begins enriching uranium to escape the male loneliness epidemic
June 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
man who begins enriching uranium to escape the male loneliness epidemic
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Cishet people would rather do homework than go to therapy
April 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Cishet people would rather do homework than go to therapy
you wouldn't know a cock if it got sucked by your mouth
February 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
you wouldn't know a cock if it got sucked by your mouth
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Storytime.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Sarah. This would have come as a surprise to her parents because they thought she was a little boy called something else. Sarah herself also didn’t know she was called Sarah because she hadn’t yet met the friend who suggested it to her.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Sarah. This would have come as a surprise to her parents because they thought she was a little boy called something else. Sarah herself also didn’t know she was called Sarah because she hadn’t yet met the friend who suggested it to her.
February 9, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Storytime.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Sarah. This would have come as a surprise to her parents because they thought she was a little boy called something else. Sarah herself also didn’t know she was called Sarah because she hadn’t yet met the friend who suggested it to her.
Once upon a time there was a little girl called Sarah. This would have come as a surprise to her parents because they thought she was a little boy called something else. Sarah herself also didn’t know she was called Sarah because she hadn’t yet met the friend who suggested it to her.
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In one of my most-thrilling leagues in memory, I was tasked with porting #Premodern Replenish Combo-Control into #MTGLegacy AND given several cash bounties to unlock for doing cool stuff in the league.
Don't miss this new video!
#MTG
https://buff.ly/3Q6ogA4
Don't miss this new video!
#MTG
https://buff.ly/3Q6ogA4
February 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
In one of my most-thrilling leagues in memory, I was tasked with porting #Premodern Replenish Combo-Control into #MTGLegacy AND given several cash bounties to unlock for doing cool stuff in the league.
Don't miss this new video!
#MTG
https://buff.ly/3Q6ogA4
Don't miss this new video!
#MTG
https://buff.ly/3Q6ogA4
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1/🧵 The Cass Review final report was quietly amended in December 2024, just before the permanent ban was announced, and it seems to have gone unnoticed. While most of the changes were minor and clerical, two of them were significant. Both changes relate to informed consent.
February 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
1/🧵 The Cass Review final report was quietly amended in December 2024, just before the permanent ban was announced, and it seems to have gone unnoticed. While most of the changes were minor and clerical, two of them were significant. Both changes relate to informed consent.
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Unbeknownst to many, trans women have passed down a series of magical phrases that function as effective "reveal transmisogyny" spells. These include "I disagree," "No, that's not true" and, of course, the eldritch invocation "these are my boundaries."
The real test we have for cis women is a disagreement.
If a cis woman can argue with a trans woman without invoking our dysphoria, implying we're insufficiently feminine, or outright stating that we're jealous and resentful of their bodies, then that cis woman is pretty much a sister.
Most fail.
If a cis woman can argue with a trans woman without invoking our dysphoria, implying we're insufficiently feminine, or outright stating that we're jealous and resentful of their bodies, then that cis woman is pretty much a sister.
Most fail.
Aha.
December 28, 2024 at 5:08 PM
Unbeknownst to many, trans women have passed down a series of magical phrases that function as effective "reveal transmisogyny" spells. These include "I disagree," "No, that's not true" and, of course, the eldritch invocation "these are my boundaries."
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"You don't need to transition to be trans" has become the equivalent of "You can be gay without acting on homosexual urges".
A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.
A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.
December 14, 2024 at 2:01 PM
"You don't need to transition to be trans" has become the equivalent of "You can be gay without acting on homosexual urges".
A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.
A sentiment that was supposed to be about inclusivity and welcoming people into our community has been cynically co-opted as an "affirming" basis to deny transition care.