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Elizabeth Foscue
@elizabethfoscue.bsky.social
Writer of short books. Here for the doomscrolling. https://t.co/8qf1bQj2jY
I mean it very sincerely when I say I aspire to this level of crankiness.
June 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
NO KINGS! (Except for this kid, who is inarguably 👑)
At the ICE raid and subsequent community resistance in Paramount, California this morning, this skater kid ate dozens of munitions from Border Patrol agents, walked away slowly and flipped them off.
June 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Someone had a lot of fun designing this graphic
Welcome to Belmar, Have a Fun Summer!
May 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT,” well I asked your mom and she said you’ve always been a disappointment
May 6, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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NoNoNoMo
April 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Well, if he’s wearing a robe, he’s not naked, is he?
April 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Today's Headlines
April 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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In a feat of impeccable timing, the wonderful editors at the Lewis & Clark Law Review have finished their work on my article, "Is Originalism Bullshit?" The final version is now online at SSRN: papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
February 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This is a wild time to be writing contemporary fiction. It's like: should I write in this thing about the U.S. Coast Guard or will that not exist in 8 months?
#writing #endtimes
February 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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One thing FEMA does is work with NASA to monitor and prepare for space threats like asteroids.

In the changes to emergency management that Trump and Republicans are discussing who would do this? Are we sending each governor outside with their own telescope?
February 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Some truly wild ideas being thrown around on this platform
It would be cool to have an opposition party.
February 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just sent $25 and told them to name an orange one DT. Who wants to do Elon?
January 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The state governors group chat right now:

Louisiana - 😳
Georgia - 😬
Texas - 🙋
Texas - WTF???
California - 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀✌️
Trump: "FEMA is gonna be a whole big discussion very shortly, because I'd rather see the states takes care of their own problems."
January 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well, this article took an unexpected direction. Good morning to you, too, @nytimes.com ! #lifehacks
December 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
My dogs, reunited with their tiny Frenchie bestie after an interminable holiday week apart.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I hope something today brings you as much joy as dropping my MIL off at the airport just brought me #thanksgiving
December 1, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Carrot weather has finally gone too far
November 30, 2024 at 6:05 PM
There is a recipe for a cake made with tomato soup in this chat. It sounds awful. I think I have to try it?
November 16, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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October 30, 2024 at 12:37 PM
👀
November 16, 2024 at 1:04 AM
My 8th grade teacher taught the states rights version of civil war history and let us memorize poems for extra credit. I memorized Melville's March to the Sea and I did not get the extra credit.
🔥❤️‍🔥 Happy 160th Anniversary of Sherman's March to the Sea to all who celebrate. 🔥❤️‍🔥
November 15, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Shocked to learn "fugly" is as old as I am. (Very old.)
@merriam-webster.com has a tool where you can see what words entered the dictionary on the year you were born. This explains why I'm a swole emo gangsta himbo

www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
November 15, 2024 at 4:25 PM
🤭
November 15, 2024 at 12:22 AM