mental health break? you bet it did

Congratulations to the people who viewed the election as a time to get off social media. Couldn’t be me. I’m going to die with my phone in my hands. My funeral attendees are going to say one final goodbye while marveling at my screen time.

So, are we still collectively calling it tweeting and retweeting over here?

[youth pastor voice] let me tell you about someone else who migrated to the blue sky and wants you to join him there

I love a blank slate. I’m ready to post every thought I have