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Elissa *
@elissastarrey.bsky.social
Xitter refugee, Geek Girl. I reply often, but don't post often. Occasionally a cat picture if I can get her to sit still for a moment.
Because of COURSE that Orange Shitgibbon had to make Carl Reiner's death about HIM.

Fucking classic narcissist. Biggest party in the world is gonna happen when it's his turn.
December 15, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The drinking water fandom is dying. Like and share if you're still sipping that clear stuff in 2025
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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My Brother in law wrote a D&D campaign for kids and it is live now on kickstarter.

Designed for kids 7+, the story is fun and artwork eye-catching.

Please give it a look if you, or anyone you know has kids that are interested in D&D.
#Dungeonsanddragons #DND

www.kickstarter.com/projects/fla...
Wilds of Amaranth Part I: Save the Dog Kingdom
This volume contains 13 adventures for beginning characters and a gallery of maps and puzzles to challenge players ages 7 and up
www.kickstarter.com
May 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I remember a few years ago Marco Rubio sponsored a bill called the "Sunshine Protection Act". It never managed to pass the House.
Now that the GOP basically has control of the government...they could finally pass this act, but they won't...because they aren't interested in governing at all.
March 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So I just read that Amazon is removing our ability to download our digital book purchases to any devices OTHER than their Kindles?

Well...

If buying isnt owning, piracy isnt stealing.

Yo ho ho, motherfuckers. 🏴‍☠️
February 17, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I posted this last night unsure how things would go. My DMs are open if you need more information and would like to help with rehoming them.

I feel horrible writing this, but I know it's for the best. I am sick and need to get them situated before I can fully focus on the battle ahead. #caturday
February 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Quickest ban turnaround I've ever seen.

Might as well just call it "Trump-Tok" now.

Never using that again.
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
This bed was made, ten minutes ago. 😐
December 10, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
I'd put up a pfp if my bloody cat would sit still a minute so I can take one of her! 😠
August 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM