Elissa *
@elissastarrey.bsky.social
Xitter refugee, Geek Girl. I reply often, but don't post often. Occasionally a cat picture if I can get her to sit still for a moment.
He probably only eats chicken or turkey (white meat, obvs) on white bread (crusts removed), with mayo.
"If it's not white, I don't bite!"
"If it's not white, I don't bite!"
September 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
He probably only eats chicken or turkey (white meat, obvs) on white bread (crusts removed), with mayo.
"If it's not white, I don't bite!"
"If it's not white, I don't bite!"
Ah good! Two things he's definitely an expert on are bloating and being disgusting! 😠
February 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Ah good! Two things he's definitely an expert on are bloating and being disgusting! 😠
I just watched the episode of HIGNFY where he did that, you tried so hard to nail him on the spot and he kept slithering!
February 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I just watched the episode of HIGNFY where he did that, you tried so hard to nail him on the spot and he kept slithering!
I've seen better acting from schoolchildren in plays.
December 12, 2024 at 6:26 PM
I've seen better acting from schoolchildren in plays.
Mainly because you never wear pants.
December 10, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Mainly because you never wear pants.
Gramma got some MOVES! 🤩
December 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Gramma got some MOVES! 🤩
No worries, neither do the christians really.
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
No worries, neither do the christians really.
Plus I find they generally just want to spout racial epithets with impunity.
No time for the likes of them. 😑
No time for the likes of them. 😑
November 22, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Plus I find they generally just want to spout racial epithets with impunity.
No time for the likes of them. 😑
No time for the likes of them. 😑
I'd tell you but then you'd want to join in and I'm not prepared for that yet.
November 21, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I'd tell you but then you'd want to join in and I'm not prepared for that yet.
There's about to be.
November 15, 2024 at 5:18 PM
There's about to be.
Stop being gross Wiffa. 🤢
November 14, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Stop being gross Wiffa. 🤢
Accurate. 10/10, no notes.
November 12, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Accurate. 10/10, no notes.
That's all provided that you have enough money to keep paying for all of it - or someone with a fuckton of money and a vested interest in keeping YOU out of prison...
...but yes.
...but yes.
November 10, 2024 at 7:53 PM
That's all provided that you have enough money to keep paying for all of it - or someone with a fuckton of money and a vested interest in keeping YOU out of prison...
...but yes.
...but yes.
Dream the impossible dream.
November 9, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Dream the impossible dream.