Elissa
@elissamaecreative.com
friendly neighborhood nerd & professional hobby collector
🧶 knitting
🏋🏼♀️ weightlifting
🎨 designing
🎮 video gaming
also cat mama
🐈⬛ Peppermint
🐈 Cannoli
she/her
✨🤘
elissamaecreative.com
🧶 knitting
🏋🏼♀️ weightlifting
🎨 designing
🎮 video gaming
also cat mama
🐈⬛ Peppermint
🐈 Cannoli
she/her
✨🤘
elissamaecreative.com
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:47 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
It’s Snickerdoodles Sunday in this household.
December 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
It’s Snickerdoodles Sunday in this household.
Reposted by Elissa
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
It's #portfolioday! I'm presently a senior narrative designer at Blizzard, but before that I was at Bungie and Arkane. I wrote for the Writer's Guild award-nominated Dishonored: Death of the Outsider, and a bunch of critically acclaimed seasons and expansions in Destiny 2.
December 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Reminder that I'm still looking fulltime or contract work as a senior writer or narrative designer. If you need someone who can write sharp characters, poetic prose, and emotional stories, I'm available! You can find my portfolio here: www.hazelmonforton.com
Reposted by Elissa
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Rufus Wainwright
The Decemberists
Florence + The Machine
Sleigh Bells
The Naked and Famous
Rufus Wainwright
The Decemberists
Florence + The Machine
Sleigh Bells
The Naked and Famous
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Boy Harsher
Hozier
Wardruna
Chelsea Wolfe
Marika Hackman
Boy Harsher
Hozier
Wardruna
Chelsea Wolfe
Marika Hackman
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
The Mountain Goats (too many times to count)
Neutral Milk Hotel
Alkaline Trio (5-6 times?)
Screaming Females
Chvrches
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Rufus Wainwright
The Decemberists
Florence + The Machine
Sleigh Bells
The Naked and Famous
Rufus Wainwright
The Decemberists
Florence + The Machine
Sleigh Bells
The Naked and Famous
Went out for Thanksgiving dinner because this year has been too much to cook our own feast. 10/10 would recommend, especially if there’s also a wine pairing per course. 🥂
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Went out for Thanksgiving dinner because this year has been too much to cook our own feast. 10/10 would recommend, especially if there’s also a wine pairing per course. 🥂
Treat yourself to the literal best coffee money can buy!
A Black Friday deal now live on our flagship blend The Mix — a great time to test drive our beautiful beans.
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
And a deep discount for pre-paid gift subscriptions of anywhere from 2 to 24 shipments! Holiday shopping: sorted! ☕️🎁
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Treat yourself to the literal best coffee money can buy!
Reposted by Elissa
Good gift alert! We've been getting The Mix from Yes Plz for a few years. The beans are always great, but never in the exact same way. And I love that each delivery comes with a little essay from @tonx.coffee or another member of the team
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Good gift alert! We've been getting The Mix from Yes Plz for a few years. The beans are always great, but never in the exact same way. And I love that each delivery comes with a little essay from @tonx.coffee or another member of the team
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
www.yesplz.coffee/product/beans
This cat must have been a plumber in a former life
November 20, 2025 at 5:24 AM
This cat must have been a plumber in a former life
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
🎶 He was a gamer cat 🎶
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
🎶 He was a gamer cat 🎶
Reposted by Elissa
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sloppers fuck off. If you can’t do it yourself maybe learn to be happy as the audience
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
www.sonnyross.com/shop/aisucks
Reposted by Elissa
“individual employees asked to change behavior in response to catastrophic mistakes made by their high-level leadership over the past 3-7 years” really feels like the overarching story of the current times
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“individual employees asked to change behavior in response to catastrophic mistakes made by their high-level leadership over the past 3-7 years” really feels like the overarching story of the current times
Reposted by Elissa
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Grammarly Rebrands Company as Superhuman, Introduces Superhuman Suite and Superhuman Go
Superhuman Platform delivers proactive, context-aware AI agents that work in the flow of work, wherever people work Grammarly today announced it is changing its company…
www.grammarly.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
Reposted by Elissa
Reposted by Elissa
Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Trans rights is a winning platform. Pro immigration is a winning platform. Taxing the rich is a winning platform. Affordable housing is a winning platform. Free childcare is a winning platform. Hating Andrew Cuomo is a winning platform. SOCIALISM IS A WINNING PLATFORM
Reposted by Elissa
The writers were COOKING with killing off Dick Cheney on the same day as Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral race.
FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD.
FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The writers were COOKING with killing off Dick Cheney on the same day as Zohran Mamdani winning the NYC mayoral race.
FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD.
FINALLY, SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD.
Reposted by Elissa
Washington residents who have not yet voted: Our Secretary of State and local election officials recommend returning your ballot to an official county drop box or in person at a voting center, rather than mailing in your ballot. Recent USPS changes could delay postmarking.
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Washington residents who have not yet voted: Our Secretary of State and local election officials recommend returning your ballot to an official county drop box or in person at a voting center, rather than mailing in your ballot. Recent USPS changes could delay postmarking.
You know as a kid I really thought trick or treating was a more coordinated and organized thing among all adults.
November 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
You know as a kid I really thought trick or treating was a more coordinated and organized thing among all adults.
Reposted by Elissa
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
October 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to start a new political party. It's called Shut The Fuck Up and Feed People.
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
"But what if they're on drugs?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"Or not really THAT poor?"
Shut The Fuck Up And Feed People
"What if they have a phone and nice nails?"
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FEED PEOPLE
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
What is it like inside your head?
