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definitely human
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What do they mean “memory allocation”
September 24, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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July 14, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Whoever decided to use "bits per second" instead of "bytes per second" is my sworn enemy
June 19, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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The weird beauty of life is that some of our most hard and confused moments can come back to us as part of a beautiful and compassionate script for ourselves and for helping others.
June 17, 2024 at 4:54 AM
my gf is so smart
May 22, 2024 at 7:31 PM
it’s funny how being with my gf for a long weekend makes me either wanna overthrow the system or retire (wtv is quicker) because life is so much more than work
May 20, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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I am getting a little tired of every avocado I get having the same wooden ball as the toy inside. They really should put different toys in there.
May 2, 2024 at 6:38 PM
where do I subscribe to NOT learn anything about AI
April 30, 2024 at 3:40 PM
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Totally valid.
April 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
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i don't want to create VALUE FOR SHAREHOLDERS i want to draw MONSTERS KISSING
April 23, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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do i need to listen to deadmau1 through deadmau4 before starting deadmau5 or can i just jump in?
April 17, 2024 at 5:01 AM
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I used to be a tech enthusiast. I am becoming a tech dethusiast. I don’t want any more tech to buy. I don’t want smart appliances. I don’t want smart pants. I don’t want smart dumbbells.

I just want things that I can buy and that work for 20 years.
April 4, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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A California bill would give workers the right to ignore after-hours calls from their employers

If it passes, California would be the first state to implement this "right to disconnect" law, applicable to both private and public employers
California law would give employees the 'right to disconnect' during nonworking hours
If passed, the California 'right to disconnect' bill would allow employees to disconnect from communications during nonworking hours.
www.usatoday.com
April 2, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Dermot Mulroney was BAD in shameless. I’m constantly under the impression that he was actually playing Jeffrey Dean Morgan playing his character
March 28, 2024 at 11:32 PM
#1 source of pride these days: saving house plants
March 25, 2024 at 1:22 PM
how in 2024 are people still attending “innovation events”?? like what the hell does that even mean
March 25, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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What your post failed to consider is me, a complete stranger with bad opinions
March 21, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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happy friday everybody
March 15, 2024 at 9:41 PM