elimination dance
@eliminationdance.bsky.social
use your words
the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2
avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead.
banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
the name comes from this: https://youtu.be/Gc0OumPMeTs?si=P0lWV8KVDdAJ36P2
avi: a bearded man’s face, black & white, with a small, red heart in the middle of the forehead.
banner pic: photo of four birds flying across a pale blue sky.
practice radical decency.
November 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
practice radical decency.
You’re at Donnie.
I need you at Marie.
I need you at Marie.
You're at England Dan.
I need you at John Ford Coley.
I need you at John Ford Coley.
You're at Shields.
I need you at Yarnell.
I need you at Yarnell.
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You’re at Donnie.
I need you at Marie.
I need you at Marie.
The Tragically Hip - The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
YouTube video by MojoPaw
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
look, all I’m saying is that everything is compostable if you give it a million years.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
look, all I’m saying is that everything is compostable if you give it a million years.
talking with my dad today about putting a dnr in place for my ailing mother.
“Well it’s in the Will,” he says.
Then a two-beat pause while I let that sink in.
#funnynotfunny
#butstillprettyfunny
“Well it’s in the Will,” he says.
Then a two-beat pause while I let that sink in.
#funnynotfunny
#butstillprettyfunny
November 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
talking with my dad today about putting a dnr in place for my ailing mother.
“Well it’s in the Will,” he says.
Then a two-beat pause while I let that sink in.
#funnynotfunny
#butstillprettyfunny
“Well it’s in the Will,” he says.
Then a two-beat pause while I let that sink in.
#funnynotfunny
#butstillprettyfunny
unpopular opinion: the World Series is just mostly Americans working in a Canadian city playing against mostly Americans working in an American city.
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
unpopular opinion: the World Series is just mostly Americans working in a Canadian city playing against mostly Americans working in an American city.
oh no all this poverty is affecting the economy….
People aren't struggling, they are experimenting with frugality! 🧑🔬🔬🧪
October 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
oh no all this poverty is affecting the economy….
Excuse my geekiness showing, but Tom Waits’ “Rain Dogs” is as important a record as “Sgt. Peppers” or “Pet Sounds”, and easily my preference of the three.
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Excuse my geekiness showing, but Tom Waits’ “Rain Dogs” is as important a record as “Sgt. Peppers” or “Pet Sounds”, and easily my preference of the three.
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“the complaints of the privileged are too often confused with the voice of the masses.”
-jkg
-jkg
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“the complaints of the privileged are too often confused with the voice of the masses.”
-jkg
-jkg
it’s the bitter that makes you appreciate the sweet though
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
it’s the bitter that makes you appreciate the sweet though
traffic apps that show you the quickest route as optimal without factoring in the years taken off your life in stress of bumper to bumper traffic.
October 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
traffic apps that show you the quickest route as optimal without factoring in the years taken off your life in stress of bumper to bumper traffic.
if I name my next album “fulfillment centre” do you think I could get Bezos to sue me?
Could do with some publicity.
Could do with some publicity.
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
if I name my next album “fulfillment centre” do you think I could get Bezos to sue me?
Could do with some publicity.
Could do with some publicity.
*doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize
**starts a war about it
**starts a war about it
October 10, 2025 at 1:00 PM
*doesn’t win Nobel Peace Prize
**starts a war about it
**starts a war about it
social media has moved us from Reagan-omics to Rage-o-nomics.
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
social media has moved us from Reagan-omics to Rage-o-nomics.
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one must imagine sisyphus listening to his kate bush playlist
September 8, 2025 at 4:12 AM
one must imagine sisyphus listening to his kate bush playlist
when exactly did we stop ‘stanning’ things?
I haven’t stanned anything in a good long while now.
I haven’t stanned anything in a good long while now.
September 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
when exactly did we stop ‘stanning’ things?
I haven’t stanned anything in a good long while now.
I haven’t stanned anything in a good long while now.
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The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
September 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The two best forms of self care during these trying times we are living in are:
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
1) deciding to do a Ted Lasso re-watch
2) punching Nazis
protect the witches at all costs
September 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
protect the witches at all costs
sorry, just getting caught up: we’re all supposed to overdose on Tylenol and then we’ll be raptured?
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sorry, just getting caught up: we’re all supposed to overdose on Tylenol and then we’ll be raptured?
America is just three trench coats in a trench coat isn’t it.
September 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
America is just three trench coats in a trench coat isn’t it.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
you know what’s super cute is how she forgets she’s a total babe.
like, doesn’t even occur to her.
like, doesn’t even occur to her.
September 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
you know what’s super cute is how she forgets she’s a total babe.
like, doesn’t even occur to her.
like, doesn’t even occur to her.
*brings a laser pointer to your cat cafe
September 9, 2025 at 5:23 PM
*brings a laser pointer to your cat cafe