Elias
@eliasm.bsky.social
Still chasing the high of 2009 era follow-for-follow culture.
📍Brooklyn
📍Brooklyn
Pinned
pack it in - you’ll never have a thigh gap like her
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
pack it in - you’ll never have a thigh gap like her
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City of Yes has passed in the City Council!
December 5, 2024 at 9:52 PM
City of Yes has passed in the City Council!
sorry, @aremiss.bsky.social, we can never move again now
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
sorry, @aremiss.bsky.social, we can never move again now
NOT A DRILL 🚨
Sky Ferreira to release new song ‘Leash’ this Thursday, December 5th.
The song will feature on the soundtrack for A24’s ‘Babygirl.’
The song will feature on the soundtrack for A24’s ‘Babygirl.’
December 2, 2024 at 5:27 PM
NOT A DRILL 🚨
Can’t wait for the ensuing very healthy and normal follower ratio discourse
Congresswoman @aoc.bsky.social has become the first person on BlueSky to have 1 million followers.
December 2, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Can’t wait for the ensuing very healthy and normal follower ratio discourse
and it’s not even close
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 PM
and it’s not even close
Local man who convinced himself he can mount new TV on his own after three YouTube videos on his way back to Ace Hardware. That story and more coming up on your nightly news.
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Local man who convinced himself he can mount new TV on his own after three YouTube videos on his way back to Ace Hardware. That story and more coming up on your nightly news.
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Getting in the holiday spirit with @aremiss.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Getting in the holiday spirit with @aremiss.bsky.social
One thing about a suburban Residence Inn on Thanksgiving - every Boomer here will try to strike up a conversation in the elevator, without fail
November 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
One thing about a suburban Residence Inn on Thanksgiving - every Boomer here will try to strike up a conversation in the elevator, without fail
Just like That’s Mother used to make 🥰
BRAIN ROT THANKSGIVING:
-CLOCKY TEA HOLD THE BOOTS punch
-YOU KNOW WHATS DIVA casserole
-YESS HUNNY WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO THE METRO POLITAN Mac n cheese
-HOLDING SPACE for the gravy
-SHUT UP NYC stuffing
-YOURE GONNA BE DIVA BOOTS mashed potatoes
-IM A BEAST BABY pie
-CLOCKY TEA HOLD THE BOOTS punch
-YOU KNOW WHATS DIVA casserole
-YESS HUNNY WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO THE METRO POLITAN Mac n cheese
-HOLDING SPACE for the gravy
-SHUT UP NYC stuffing
-YOURE GONNA BE DIVA BOOTS mashed potatoes
-IM A BEAST BABY pie
November 27, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Just like That’s Mother used to make 🥰
Live look at me trying to hold onto my motivation to work this week
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Live look at me trying to hold onto my motivation to work this week
We come to this place for friends…
November 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
We come to this place for friends…
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oat meal? oat crack
November 24, 2024 at 11:39 PM
oat meal? oat crack
Amex found shot dead in a ditch I fear
The sudden urge to spend money when the temperature dips below 50°
a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop
ALT: a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Amex found shot dead in a ditch I fear
The sudden urge to spend money when the temperature dips below 50°
a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop
ALT: a sweet house diner coffee cup sits on a table next to a laptop
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 2:15 PM
The sudden urge to spend money when the temperature dips below 50°
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November 23, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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his silly rabbit 🤪🐇🤭🪄✨💖
𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻
𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻
November 22, 2024 at 7:07 PM
his silly rabbit 🤪🐇🤭🪄✨💖
𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻
𝑯𝑰𝑺 𝑾𝑯𝑨𝑻
🎶 all i want for xmas is a toll gantry 🎶
Breaking News: New York City’s congestion pricing program has cleared its last bureaucratic hurdle, and most drivers in January could be paying $9 to enter the busiest parts of Manhattan during peak hours. The plan could still be stopped by lawsuits, even after its start date. nyti.ms/4hYMKb8
November 22, 2024 at 5:53 PM
🎶 all i want for xmas is a toll gantry 🎶
Being an LGBTQ rights activist (doing hip abductors in the bro-iest gym I’ve ever stepped foot in)
November 20, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Being an LGBTQ rights activist (doing hip abductors in the bro-iest gym I’ve ever stepped foot in)
Two pictures with your better half 🥰 @aremiss.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Two pictures with your better half 🥰 @aremiss.bsky.social
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forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times
Hot European dads of Bryant Park save me. Save me hot European dads of Bryant Park.
November 20, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Hot European dads of Bryant Park save me. Save me hot European dads of Bryant Park.
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when i travel back to 1776, but the american’s throw me into the sea because my body’s tea
a woman is sitting at a table holding a bottle of water in her hand .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table holding a bottle of water in her hand .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
when i travel back to 1776, but the american’s throw me into the sea because my body’s tea