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eliasm.bsky.social
Elias
@eliasm.bsky.social
Still chasing the high of 2009 era follow-for-follow culture.

📍Brooklyn
pack it in - you’ll never have a thigh gap like her
December 6, 2024 at 10:04 PM
sorry, @aremiss.bsky.social, we can never move again now
December 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
and it’s not even close
December 2, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Ace closes at 4pm on Sunday?? Thank god Park Slope is swimming in independent hardware stores that are stuffed to the brim.
December 1, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Local man who convinced himself he can mount new TV on his own after three YouTube videos on his way back to Ace Hardware. That story and more coming up on your nightly news.
December 1, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Getting in the holiday spirit with @aremiss.bsky.social
November 29, 2024 at 9:38 PM
It’s not all bad, though - the mirror lighting was working this morning
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Live look at me trying to hold onto my motivation to work this week
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
We come to this place for friends…
November 25, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Two pictures with your better half 🥰 @aremiss.bsky.social
November 20, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Namibia road trip remains unmatched 🛻🏜️
November 18, 2024 at 3:49 PM
RIP (this happened twice 🫠)
November 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Lots of talk about inflation but $47 on bagels and coffee is, in fact, a fair and honest price for how much this early Sunday afternoon breakfast is healing me
November 17, 2024 at 6:30 PM
They need more friends…
November 16, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Too focused on looking cute for the gym and forgot my Apple Watch… brb time to kms
November 16, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Are you drinking the-
That’s That Me Espresso? Yeah, yeah I am
November 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Immediate jail for the Spotify algorithm that made this my Maps radio…
November 14, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Oh, NYT, this is nasty work lmaoooo
November 13, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Repost a picture of you someone else took that you like
November 13, 2024 at 1:08 PM
̶r̶e̶s̶k̶e̶e̶t̶ ̶ repost the profile pic
November 12, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Persisting.

(Continuing to go out in tiny clothes despite the change to seasonally appropriate weather)
November 10, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Is he… you know?
November 9, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Brooklyn’s Favorite Trio to welcome @jdnussbaum.bsky.social + @sojgly.bsky.social
November 9, 2024 at 2:00 AM
BaByliss hive rise up
November 8, 2024 at 2:15 PM
Got the quinoa salad to be healthy… lmao this portion size
November 7, 2024 at 7:35 PM