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Elias
@eliasm.bsky.social
150 followers 63 following 79 posts
Still chasing the high of 2009 era follow-for-follow culture.

📍Brooklyn
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Husband in the crosshairs 🎯
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt is smiling and saying get her jade
ALT: a man wearing a hat and an orange shirt is smiling and saying get her jade
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November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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👷‍♂️
December 3, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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Ace closes at 4pm on Sunday?? Thank god Park Slope is swimming in independent hardware stores that are stuffed to the brim.
December 1, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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As he should!!
November 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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a black and white photo of a woman with her mouth open .
ALT: a black and white photo of a woman with her mouth open .
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November 29, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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It’s not all bad, though - the mirror lighting was working this morning
November 28, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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👋 high floor preference Bonvoy Gold member here (taking that baby all the way to 4)
November 28, 2024 at 3:28 PM
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…not you already tapping him
November 25, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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early black friday deals are evil business
November 24, 2024 at 2:16 PM